35 Memes That Don't Come to Play

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  • 01
    When you have a good idea in Spanish
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    ← Lucy's a PRODUCTS MENU REVIEWS PHOTOS ABOUT 19 hours ago NEW Usually when you walk into a burger shop you can smell the delicious beef sizzling on the flat top. The grease pops off the pattie's like tiny paratroopers drafted into the eye of an ongoing hunger war, brewing in your belly.... Usually.... Sadly, this is not the case at Lucy's. Upon entering this restaurant you will not smell anything. Lucy's smells are equal to an unscented candle. Blank. But that's fine, who goes to a restaurant f
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    When one of the fake scenarios u made in ur mind turns into a real situation and u know exactly what to do next.
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    David ‮ yensiR @David_Risney A second great reason to not eat uranium Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASa....2d Show this thread how many calories in uranium × a ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING VIDEOS M 20 billion calories A gram uranium is roughly 20 billion calories. Dec 20, 2015
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    That one friend who likes all of your posts @dabmoms 5 14 14 17 16 16 15
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    docholligay Coming from a state champion baker: If y'all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as can't. Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
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    where are you I left early Sorry I couldn't stay longer :( where are you going I'm going home are you kidding me come back you're drunk don't worry i called an uber we drank at your place Oh Where am i going
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    FRASIE shaanett @officialshaane social anxiety feels like being in a movie where everyone has the script except for you 5:46 PM - 01 May 20⚫ Twitter for iPhone
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    sad food for sad people QUEST CHOCOLATE CHIP 219 COOKIE DOUGH NETCARRS SUGAR MS FIBER PROTEIN solid protein by @dumbsoberbitch Premier Protein Campbells "I should eat something" 12- black bean juice 30g PROTEIN Chicken Noodle SOUP can soup liquid protein Michelina's Fettuccine Alfredo stare at fridge microwave toast week-old takeout noodle spoon sleep cracker
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    Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
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    The "new month" starter pack "I can't believe its already *insert month*" "It feels like we just celebrated *insert last holiday*" "Got any plans for *insert next holiday*" "This year is flying by" "It's going to be Christmas soon"
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    A GOOD WAY TO GET OUT OF A CONVERSATION IS TO TAKE OFF ONE OF YOUR SOCKS AND HAND IT TO THE PERSON TALKING.
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    Sad & Useless Humor @sadanduseless How many days in a row can you use dry shampoo instead of actually washing your hair? asking for a friend. 6:56 AM 10 Sep 2018
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    FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY - WHAT ARE YOU WARNING US AGAINST WARNING
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    24 CANCELING PLANS EXCUSE GENERATOR CHOOSE AN INTRO + CHOOSE A SCAPEGOAT + CHOOSE A DELAY Sorry I can't come my nephew just the bed Please forgive my absence the ghost of Hitler died in front of me the Pope This is going to sound crazy but Get this: I can't go because I know you're going to hate me but I was minding my own business and boom! I feel terrible but I regretfully cannot attend, This is going to sound like an excuse but my ex a high school marching band Dan Rather a sad clown the kid
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    Why I turn on the TV To watch To use it as background noise so I feel less lonely while I'm on the internet
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    When you accidentally give your cat an IPA instead of water
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    Simba @Maccoul I accidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in Spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke 1,559 11:07 AM - Apr 26, 2014
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    Rob N Roll @thegallowboob will be sandwich gift-wrapping everything from now on, this is using 100% of our brain 4:01 PM 11/7/21 ⚫ Twitter for iPhone
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    Introverts be like: < - 7News WHDH Boston's Post 600 7News - WHDH Boston 2h. A hiker who was lost on a mountain for about 24 hours ignored calls from rescue crews because he didn't recognize the phone number. WHDH.COM Hiker lost on mountain for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn't recognize phone number
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    It takes a special kind of person to wake up early and still be late.
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    Polo Ralph Lauren Classic Fit Stretch Military Shorts
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    "stop being so dramatic" me:
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    Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps What pedestrians look like across Europe 10:13 AM Sep 27, 2020 48K i boredpanda.com ajit (on semi-hiatus) @inderadjati IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS WALKING AWAY FROM POLAND LMAO 11:09 AM Sep 27, 2020 229.7K i boredpanda.com
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    Bosnians: I wanna swim Croatia : No AUSTRIA HUNGARY ITALY SLOVENIA LJUBLJANA Ocakove Varatdin Orapina Koprivnica ZAGREB Ojelovar Virovitica CROATIA PazinO Dug Karlovac Pols Slavonski Brod, Wakovera SERBIA Gospic BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA Zadar Komat OSibenik ADRIATIC SEA ITALY Split ISARAJEVO Korčula MONTENEGRO Lastovo Dubrovnik PODGORICA
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    Shane Harjo 1d 0 Am I suppose to pray over leftovers? Me: Lord, it's me again with this spaghetti
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    After 21 years Edward Norton still talks to himself.
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    Is this glass half empty or half full? It's completely full Lay's You're hired! Hu/YourBoiAlan
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    You don't know concentration until you have to carry this thing from the sink to the freezer 111
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    when the food packaging says 'serves 3-4 people' The Fat Controller laughed. "You are wrong."
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    Someone: I wanna get to know you Me: alright pick a category CHILDHOOD SUBSTANCE POOR LIFE TRAUMA MENTAL THINGSI SHOULDN'T SAY ABUSE CHOICES INAPPROPRIATE HUMOUR ILLNESS $100 $100 $100 $100 $100 $100 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $300 $300 $300 $300 $300 $300 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $500 $500 $500 $500 $500 $500
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    dizzle_saint_james @Ummhowaboutno_ You can't judge me by my past. because I don't live there anymore. Except for the hours between 9pm and 3am when I replay every single regret in my head repeatedly.
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    thehotgirlproject: castielsteenwolf: yourspookyginger: my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing i can't go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup i'm out of my seat in a second The mom friend override Source: yourspookyginger
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    me after a mental breakdown wondering if I just faked it for attention even though nobody else was there
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    When You're Excited When You're Serious Aa Aa
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