30 Unhinged Comments That Steal the Show

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    William @willtamx We look so much like a couple here!! Hahahaha thao @xothaoxo A couple of bestiesss
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    Chick-fil-A, Inc❤ @ChickFilA Per usual we will be closed on super bowl Sunday, no exceptions BURGER Burger King KING @Burgerking Replying to @ChickFilA Don't worry everyone, we will be open....per usual Chick-fil-A, Inc❤ @ChickFilA @therecoveringproblemchild Awfully bold of you to assume people actually care if you're open on sundays or not.
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    Zach @ArtimZachary - 2d Replying to @naturallight Natty tastes like glue. I'd take that extral carb 2 2711 Natural Light 160 ↑ @naturallight - 2d Natural Too bad when you tasted glue it didn't LIGHT keep your mouth shut 39 193 1,884 ↑
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    Who said rednecks cant wear sunglasses? Elon Musk✔ @elonmusk Not a single breathing, talking, walking, living person out of the 7+ billion people on this planet has ever said that.
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    Instagram is now officially the worst social media network for bullying bit.ly/ 2tHDOIT N @NotNikk This generation would not last a second in Xbox 360 game chat
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    Tweet Ali @hordstar - 6m giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts farwa @thatboldass 3 @hordstar have you had a baby? 3/18/17, 5:12 PM 27 Ali @hordstar 1m @thatboldass no but over the years women say 'lets have another one' i never hear a man saying 'come on hit me on the nuts again'
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    Walked in on my kid playing with these, I'm raising a little doctor cosmoskyle COSMOS @realcosmoskyle KYLE Nah u raising a little serial killer
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    No English word has double "oo" except Good prove me wrong? 44K 551K Comments 3.7K Shares Like Comment Johnnie Sheffield Book, try reading one Share
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    BUDAKES Buckles and Bulls BULLS @BucklesandBulls 101-Year-Old Veteran Says Cold Coors Light Is The Secret To Long Life dlvr.it/ QszQKr Samuel Adams Beer @SamuelAdamsBeer Everyone already knows water is good for you Imfao e
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    Tony X. @soloucity 11 Jun so @Wendys u just gonna let @IHOb sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og? Wendy's ⭑ @Wendys Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard. 11:36 AM - Jun 11, 2018 307K 111K people are talking about this
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    Jonathan @LowkeyNerdy probably because they can't drive karen karen @vibeaholic IG @murderedbywords why is there a coyote on the bus?
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    Did your parents ever tell you the joke where they'd say if you were kidnapped you'd annoy the kidnapper so much they'd give you back? Lol < M Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Tweet Abducted child set free after ANNOYING his kidnapper by singing gospel songs mirr.im/1f16cbq
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    My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese battle to see who gets to cook it for thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who y'all with? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg Both of you need to be in prison
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    Wendy's @Wendys 1d Today's date is out here looking like a snack. 781 3,722 32.8K ↑ Jackson @Jacksoon Bassoon 1d I'm cringing so hard rn 27 Wendy's → @Wendys Author ♡ 3 ↑ @murderedbywords Replying to @Jacksoon Bassoon Then stop looking in the mirror
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    Angelo @Daddy_Lopez55 There should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid Tom Schally @TomSchally It's called Florida.
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    Seth MacFarlane @Seth MacFarlane · Apr 7 It is officially time to retire tweets and memes that begin with "no one:" 1.2K 1 3.9K 34K Robert Pellechio Follow @phantomlover90 Replying to @Seth MacFarlane No One: @murderedbywords @Seth MacFarlane: It is officially time to retire tweets and memes that begin with "no one:" 11:17 PM - 7 Apr 2019 220 Retweets 4,238 Likes O 22 17 220 8 4.2K ☑
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    Nneoma (Nne) @NnesCorner Who knew red & yellow went so well together Derrick @_ayosworldd McDonald's
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    SWADLEY'S World Famous DID YOU KNOW OUR SERVERS SURVIVE ON YOUR TIPPING KINDNESS? 2.9k BEST COMMENTS 183 ↑ Share >>>> Kiham 19h⚫ Obama has released the de... "Did you know we dont pay our workers a livable wage and we want YOU to pick up the slack?"
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    Comments 5.8K EATER 街 ☑ 1 year ago (edited) Jesus, this guy look like the kind of person who claps when the plane landed. 3.5K 回 21
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    My gender studies professor told me to go to Subway & snap a picture of a male worker making me a sanwhich as xtra cred #patriarchy 4/11/16, 5:02 PM Stephen Beard @SMABSO Follow Its funny because a Gender Studies degree only legitimately qualifies you for a job at Subway.
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    YouTube Creators @YTCreators - 8h Who are your favorite animators on YouTube? 1.9K 119 2.6K Holiday Recovery Arlo @ArloStuff Replying to @YTCreators Follow Hard to say, your algorithm destroyed most of them. 2:32 PM - 16 Jan 2019 130 Retweets 1,128 Likes 28 1130 1.1K
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    Keri Beri @Kercinogen Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isnt pronounced naked? Gugulethu Mhlungu @GugsM Because, as someone said, English is not a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one. Most Relevant Charlie Short pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes
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    130 KREM.COM Brunswick family loses everything in a fire, except a Bible 88 Shares Like Comment Share 631 Seems a little passive aggressive if your god allows your house to burn down and he leaves his business card.
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    dog daddy @broebong why cant trees give off something useful like wifi So just кеидяк @BlacknMild oxygen right?
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    This PS2 game just flat out gave me the most devastating burn. UN Cam C TEEN 8 203 T CONTENT RATED BY ESRB 2004 inXile entertain The Bard's Tale is a trad trademark of inXile enterta and is a trademark or register Electronic Arts Inc. in certain othe used under license. inXile entertainme are trademarks of inXile entertainment. Viv Games and the Vivendi Universal Games logo a Vivendi Universal Games, Inc. All other trademarks are their respective owners. For A Really Disturbing Image... Flip Dis
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    The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apart... where is the curve ? please explain this murderedbywords With the circumference of 24901 miles, you are looking at a curvature of around .2 degrees, or a little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away. May I say, that curvature is still significantly higher than your IQ.
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    see what happens when you stay on your grind Jalen Skutt @JalenSkutt Did your door hit the gym too?
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    Ford Go Further Ford Motor Company @Ford 3h . Tell us about your daily commute. What makes it great? What would you want to change? #City Of Tomorrow D 58 1715 96 Spencer Perron @spncr12 Replying to @Ford Actually going to work unlike the 7,000 people you just laid off.
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    You are 22 times more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark. This is true. My ex chased me with a knife once 5 hours ago Like 867 Reply
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    See this here? He's turning right on a red light.. STRE That is America's only contribution to Western Civilization.

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