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"14% of all parents regret their children (true). 100% of dog parents want a 2nd dog (just made this up)."
Finally, a simple answer to one of the most complicated and convoluted questions that are ever asked by hoomans. While this was once not the most accepted answer to such a question, in our day and age it is becoming more and more common to relate pawrenthood to parenthood. So the next time someone asks you about this, you can confidently tell them you have been scouring the local shelters.
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"But then at the end of the day comes over for couch snuggles."
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"Every. Single. Time. And then drips all over everything. "
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"And in the plane. And then *huff* because they had the audacity."
That is simply spot on, and truly begs the question as to why they could not add a little more legroom such that we do not end up feeling like we are on a budget airline. There is nothing more jarring than that moment when someone in your row gets up to go to the bathroom, causing everyone to shuffle and squeeze while trying to keep up with the action on the screen.
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"What is this dog thinking?"
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"Bro is gonna have blisters that last 3 months. IYKYK."
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"Feed that good girl! Please."
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"It does with dogs! I love every one of them I see."
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"Even worse when you can see they read it. Poor little guy."
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"I actually thought this was a piece of bread. "
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"Bruh. Every. Single. Time. Like, wipe your mouth on your fur. "
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"I’m just happy this good boy is eating so well."
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"Wait, are we allowed to combine them? I’m a 49."
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"It’s over, Susan."
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"She looks like she’s about to get a discount"
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"Aw, give home some cuddles!"
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"Who could leave that face?"
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"I’m just living the dream."
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