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Sweet And Simple Dog Memes And Pics To Dull The Pain Of The Beginning Of A New Working Week

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    "14% of all parents regret their children (true). 100% of dog parents want a 2nd dog (just made this up)."

    mom: when are u giving me a grand child? me:

    Finally, a simple answer to one of the most complicated and convoluted questions that are ever asked by hoomans. While this was once not the most accepted answer to such a question, in our day and age it is becoming more and more common to relate pawrenthood to parenthood. So the next time someone asks you about this, you can confidently tell them you have been scouring the local shelters.

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  • 2

    "But then at the end of the day comes over for couch snuggles."

    When you accidentally step on your doggo's paw and treat him like a God for the rest of the day
  • 3

    "Every. Single. Time. And then drips all over everything. "

    Me: is about to go to sleep My dog: pschlopschlopschlopschlop schlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlop schlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlop schlopschlopschlopschlopschlopschlop
  • 4

    "And in the plane. And then *huff* because they had the audacity."

    When you're at the movies and someone needs to walk in front of you

    That is simply spot on, and truly begs the question as to why they could not add a little more legroom such that we do not end up feeling like we are on a budget airline. There is nothing more jarring than that moment when someone in your row gets up to go to the bathroom, causing everyone to shuffle and squeeze while trying to keep up with the action on the screen.

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  • 5

    "What is this dog thinking?"

    H
  • 6

    "Bro is gonna have blisters that last 3 months. IYKYK."

    dog martens
  • 7

    "Feed that good girl! Please."

    My dog does this every time we set the table and I cannot stress enough how much I respect her optimism
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  • 8

    "It does with dogs! I love every one of them I see."

    love at first sight doesn't ex-
  • 9

    "Even worse when you can see they read it. Poor little guy."

    When you send a goofy snap thinking you're cute and they stop replying MasiPopal
  • 10

    "I actually thought this was a piece of bread. "

    Should I take my dog to the vet??
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  • 11

    "Bruh. Every. Single. Time. Like, wipe your mouth on your fur. "

    Me: *finishes cleaning floors* My dog at the water bowl 5 seconds later:
  • 12

    "I’m just happy this good boy is eating so well."

    "How's the diet going?" Me:
  • 13

    "Wait, are we allowed to combine them? I’m a 49."

    how are you doing today, in dog scale? 2 @psychiatricmind 5 6 7 8 9
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  • 14

    "It’s over, Susan."

    Save it Susan.. I heard you be telling. every dog they're a good boy
  • 15

    "She looks like she’s about to get a discount"

    When your dog wants to speak to the manager
  • 16

    "Aw, give home some cuddles!"

    BEWARE OF DOG BEWARE OF 900 HE WANTS CUDDLES
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  • 17

    "Who could leave that face?"

    "Hello? Yeah listen, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today. My dog looks too sad."
  • 18

    "I’m just living the dream."

    MA! THE MEATLOAF!

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