'He had a tall head': 20+ Hilariously petty reasons daters refused a second date

The TV show Seinfeld is famous for offering its viewers trivial things over which to stop dating someone. Jerry cut it off with someone who had "Man Hands," George couldn't quite get over losing a chess game to a girl, and Jerry ended it with a different girl after she expressed fondness for a Dockers commercial he hated. All very petty reasons, but real nonetheless.

When you're meeting someone for the first time, you're looking for all the potential pink flags that could turn red down the line. You analyze their every little quality, hoping you don't find something you hate. It's a cruel business. But what could be a dump-worthy quirk for one person could be an adorable idiosyncrasy to someone who loves you. But it sure is fun to read what other people got dumped over. It makes you feel better about how petty you are. Read on for some fun micro-dating stories.

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