Though I've never been, I think of Australia as a sunny, fun-loving country full of jocks who aren't afraid of huge spiders. Every Australian I've ever met is a good time. They have to be spirited and lighthearted, they're facing off against a whole manner of nightmarish creatures every day on their way to work.
I once saw a photo of a Huntsman spider, and it scared me so bad I had to sleep with the lights on. But Aussies aren't afraid. I asked my Australian friend if he had ever seen one and he said something along the lines of "Of course! They're friendly little buggers." Excuse me?! They don't look little, let alone friendly! But that's why I'm not an Aussie. So I salute them, in the best way I know how: with a list of memes. So break out your Tim Tams and Vegemite⊠you're going to need them.