31 Wacky Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (May 12, 2024)

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    I'm not a I'm more like a ! bc do warn you. You just don't be listening
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    Me driving "I'll hit you Me walking" hit me
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    Going through the car line at school without automatic van doors @Seriousmomshit OPEN THE DOOR!! I DON'T KNOW HOW
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit Husband: you want a drink? Me: Ya, just a minute. This stupid show is almost over. My boss: It's 9 am..and you're not muted on this Zoom call.
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    @Seriousmomshit Arriving home after taking the kids out in public by yourself 34
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    Seriousmomshit My kid before Christmas doing everything. in their willpower to ruin the element of surprise FBI
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit "Mooooommmmmm! This mask doesn't match my outfit." Some shit I never thought I'd hear as a parent.
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    Them: "You should sing to your kids" Me: "Every light in the house is on"
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    momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1 My kids have watched so much Peppa Pig that they've started calling tomatoes tomahhhhtoes, and that's probably as close to speaking another language as they'll ever get. @momwithaboysname
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    SNARKY BREEDERS Snarky Breeders @snarkybreeders At this point, I'm tired of binge watching my kids. @snarkybreeders
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    Me to the kids: Who's going to clean up this giant mess?!? Also me: It's gonna be me @cynicalparent
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    The moment I hear my kids tell me they are bored @Seriousmomshit Behold! The I-don't-care-inator!
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    I just want to be rich enough to not have to debate buying a head of lettuce to chop for tacos or splurging for the pre-shredded bag like I'm some Rockefeller. @six_pack_mom
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    *kids not showing any signs of being tired* 3 mg of Melatonin: @Seriousmomshit Now this looks like a job for me
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    Millennial Mamas Millennial MAMAS @MillennialMamas If you can survive your first postpartum poop, you can survive anything.
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    Giving my kids the food I desired all day because they suddenly had to have it @Seriousmomshit I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit Anyone else ever snap at their kid thinking they are fussing but they actually aren't and then you're like, "oh my bad, carry on" or am I the only one winning Mother Of The Year over here?
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    My husband's reaction when I tell him anything remotely important @merrittalbliss Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?
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    *Husband claiming his food by licking it so I can't eat it* Me: @Seriousmomshit joke's on you i'm into that shit
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    When I successfully sneak a melatonin into the dinner plate @Seriousmomshit In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
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    When someone asks how you've been holding up. @mommymemejeans
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit My husband worked from home today with the kids and I got this following text not even an hour after I left: "Do they usually do stupid stuff all day long or just a small portion of the morning?" Blessings upon him.
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    6 am on the weekend "Mom, can I have muffins? Mom, where is my tablet? Mom? MoOOM? Mom! Sis took my pillow! Mommy, can we go swimming? Mom, I want to wear my Halloween costume. Mom, I need to poop." Me: @Seriousmomshit
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    *gives my kid a powdered donut* Kid: @Seriousmomshit
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    Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: @HowToBeADad
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    How Parenting Ages You: Me, before kids: Me, 2 years later: Mommy Owl
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit "Would you prefer for me to yell at you to eat pancakes or waffles this morning?" Me, asking what my kid wants for breakfast.
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    THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN SOMEONE STARTS TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS.
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    Moms after spending all day with the kids... I'm going to write a book on how to Parent and it's going to be called, "Fine. Whatever. See If I Care. Eat The Dirt."
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    When your kids say they cleaned their room, but you don't believe them so you look at them like... Mmm, hmmm...
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit My toddler woke me up an hour earlier than usual to tell me that her pants were too long if you're wondering what is like.
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