31 Wacky Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (May 12, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
May 12, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Welcome back, Mommys. Each day feels like some sick joke, where you never get proper rest, proper nutrition, and no one even appreciates all the effort you put in. Date night with the hubby turns into watching half an episode on Netflix before bed, and Saturdays are filled with endless laundry. It's not an easy feat, and even though your kids don't appreciate it from you now, they will as you get older. 

Being a new mom can take the years off of you, but it's only temporary. When the kids are grown, and the hubby is the breadwinner, you'll be able to relax in style. You'll get back into your pilates, your keto diet, and your skincare routine. And don't forget that date nights will come back again; from movie nights to going to bars like you did when you were younger. It may seem like lightyears away, but the only way to get there is with some laughter at the tenacity. What better way to laugh than to scroll through memes about parenting? At least they understand your pain.

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  • 01
    I'm not a I'm more like a ! bc do warn you. You just don't be listening
    via @seriousmomshit
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    Me driving "I'll hit you Me walking" hit me
    via @seriousmomshit
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    Going through the car line at school without automatic van doors @Seriousmomshit OPEN THE DOOR!! I DON'T KNOW HOW
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit Husband: you want a drink? Me: Ya, just a minute. This stupid show is almost over. My boss: It's 9 am..and you're not muted on this Zoom call.
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    @Seriousmomshit Arriving home after taking the kids out in public by yourself 34
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    Seriousmomshit My kid before Christmas doing everything. in their willpower to ruin the element of surprise FBI
    via @seriousmomshit
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit "Mooooommmmmm! This mask doesn't match my outfit." Some shit I never thought I'd hear as a parent.
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    Them: "You should sing to your kids" Me: "Every light in the house is on"
    via @seriousmomshit
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    momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1 My kids have watched so much Peppa Pig that they've started calling tomatoes tomahhhhtoes, and that's probably as close to speaking another language as they'll ever get. @momwithaboysname
    via @momwithaboysna1
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    SNARKY BREEDERS Snarky Breeders @snarkybreeders At this point, I'm tired of binge watching my kids. @snarkybreeders
    via @snarkybreeders
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    Me to the kids: Who's going to clean up this giant mess?!? Also me: It's gonna be me @cynicalparent
    via @cynicalparent
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    The moment I hear my kids tell me they are bored @Seriousmomshit Behold! The I-don't-care-inator!
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    I just want to be rich enough to not have to debate buying a head of lettuce to chop for tacos or splurging for the pre-shredded bag like I'm some Rockefeller. @six_pack_mom
    via @six_pack_mom
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    *kids not showing any signs of being tired* 3 mg of Melatonin: @Seriousmomshit Now this looks like a job for me
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    Millennial Mamas Millennial MAMAS @MillennialMamas If you can survive your first postpartum poop, you can survive anything.
    via @MillennialMamas
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    Giving my kids the food I desired all day because they suddenly had to have it @Seriousmomshit I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit Anyone else ever snap at their kid thinking they are fussing but they actually aren't and then you're like, "oh my bad, carry on" or am I the only one winning Mother Of The Year over here?
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    My husband's reaction when I tell him anything remotely important @merrittalbliss Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?
    via @merrittalbliss
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    *Husband claiming his food by licking it so I can't eat it* Me: @Seriousmomshit joke's on you i'm into that shit
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    When I successfully sneak a melatonin into the dinner plate @Seriousmomshit In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
    via @seriousmomsh*t
  • 21
    When someone asks how you've been holding up. @mommymemejeans
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit My husband worked from home today with the kids and I got this following text not even an hour after I left: "Do they usually do stupid stuff all day long or just a small portion of the morning?" Blessings upon him.
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    6 am on the weekend "Mom, can I have muffins? Mom, where is my tablet? Mom? MoOOM? Mom! Sis took my pillow! Mommy, can we go swimming? Mom, I want to wear my Halloween costume. Mom, I need to poop." Me: @Seriousmomshit
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    *gives my kid a powdered donut* Kid: @Seriousmomshit
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: @HowToBeADad
    via @HowToBeADad
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    How Parenting Ages You: Me, before kids: Me, 2 years later: Mommy Owl
    via Mommy Owl
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit "Would you prefer for me to yell at you to eat pancakes or waffles this morning?" Me, asking what my kid wants for breakfast.
    via @seriousmomsh*t
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    THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN SOMEONE STARTS TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS.
    via @parenting.memes
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    Moms after spending all day with the kids... I'm going to write a book on how to Parent and it's going to be called, "Fine. Whatever. See If I Care. Eat The Dirt."
    via @parenting.memes
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    When your kids say they cleaned their room, but you don't believe them so you look at them like... Mmm, hmmm...
    via @parenting.memes
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    Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit My toddler woke me up an hour earlier than usual to tell me that her pants were too long if you're wondering what is like.
    via @seriousmomsh*t

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