A Terrain Filled With 37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Tough Love Couples Competing for Dungeon Master

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Eleonora Bader
May 25, 2024 6:00 PM EDT

Oof… you are tired from traveling so much.

You continue to trudge through the desolate sun-baked canyon. The ground beneath your boots is a mix of loose scree, which are basically loose rocks that shift their way underfoot, making for treacherous footing. You hate them. The relentless sun beats down, turning the air into a shimmering furnace. You're sweating, and peer occasionally over at your partner who seems to be doing much better than you. Either that, or he's faking it. Come to think about it, it could be the latter. A bone-chilling wind whips at your dark cloaks, a stark contrast to the stifling heat radiating from the canyon walls. Will this journey ever end?

In the distance, the canyon floor stretches out like a tapestry of bleached rock and coarse, wind-blown sand. A solitary plume of smoke rises from the ar side, offering a tiny flicker of hope amidst the arid landscape. You have to continue… if you want to win the title of Dungeon Master.

Next up, precious Lord of the Rings memes for Middle Earther's traveling to Mordor on foot.

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    When your new dice keep rolling 1's What did I buy you for? To make me sad?
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    party: have we got enough rations to reach the mountains? lizardfolk ranger: maybe the real rations are the friends we make along the way hold up
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    DM: your health drops to zero. you fall unconscious level 11 Barbarian: No....No I dont think I will
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    And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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    Veteran players failing a perception check and walking into the most obvious trap imaginable imgflip.com For The bit
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    fb.com/dndmemes SAY IT AGAIN DUNGEON MASTER YOU HAVE ADVANTAGE
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    Bardic inspiration is just someone believing in you
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    the tavern owner ΑΠΟΥ the Again? Seriously? The destructive wizard "chaotic neutral" rogue the barbarian that constantly starts fights boblin the goblin
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    When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: 500 Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
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    40 year old dwarf You're just a child. analarstate.gpgp 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager.
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    When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. の You...saved me? I'm not through with you.
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    The party The DM Stop giving me your toughest battles It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    Barbarian with no magic weapons I'm going to attack the ghost by swinging the halfling in magic platemail at it DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it ifunny.co
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    Liam O'Brien replied Marisha Ray@Marisha_Ray.1d "Why are D&D character backgrounds always so tragic?" Because content happy people don't feel the need to go out and HUNT DRAGONS. 177,136 713 Liam O'Brien 38.8K @VoiceOfOBrien · 1d . "Hey Jerry, wanna leave your new bride and successful winery for 6 months and rid the land of vampires with me?" "F*k off." 95 17535 7,792
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    DO Is this the next dungeon? Dungeon? No, we're just a small village plagued by- she 00 YEAH THIS IS IT
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    A random NPC What are you people doing in my apartment? imgflip.com The party looking for a free place to stay because the innkeeper wouldn't haggle [chainsaw revs]
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    Rogue, you have a disguise kit, right? Rogue:
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    D&D players researching thermodynamics to one shot monsters. D&D players trying to figure out the obvious plot, and puzzles.
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    Me and the boys carrying out our foolproof plan 5 ει 5 ει El SEL St ει SEL Dexati www.dexati.com
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    dndplayers CLERIC NEW PLAYER VETERAN PLAYER "Isn't that the class that just heals people?" "It can do other things."
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    When the players' paranoia has gotten out of control The party casting detect evil and good, detect magic, detect thoughts, and dominate monster A spoon
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    The DM When a player is about to pull the lever. quickmeme.com
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    When the Bard asks What the NPC is wearing. [softly] Don't.
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    A kind, caring NPC who genuinely just wants to help INSIGHT CHECK The entire party
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    When the Barbarian has a plan and wants to lead When I'm in command, son, every mission's a su le mission.
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    Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the d _h of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF
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    When you get the party to draw their characters but everyone has different art styles. 1
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    Darkmessiah Today at 7:22 PM Playing DnD is not hard you just roll dice and then say something insane and the DM sighs
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    Can I see the children's' menu please? I'm going to steal the puzzles for my DnD game
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    Chwistopher | ValiDate a...⠀ @Loudwindow every villainous group looks like this dumb Smart Sexy Gremlin 7:28 PM - 31 Dec 22 Every D&D party ever Are we the baddies?
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    imgflip.com The DM I hate that guy "Do we level up?"
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    Melody #ZangiefForSmash @shoopdyt Players: Nice! I rolled a 20, that means i succeed right? DMs: NO
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    Friend: Why do you prefer to be the DM instead of one of the players? Me: First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people.
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    I DECIDED TO BE A CLERIC FOR OUR NEW CAMPAIGN! OH GOOD! WE NEEDED A HEAL BOT!
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    Paladin: We need that sword but there is no way to get it Rogue: We could always steal it. Also Rogue remembering that the Paladin is LG: @4d6_drop_lowest For legal reasons, that's a joke.
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    Players: how does this towns economy work? Me, the DM making it up as i go: HES TUO it just works.
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    Party Problem Player Everyone knows who's in charge. DM Party Problem DM player Me, right? DM Problem player Yes, you of course
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