30 Witty Parenting Memes For Mothers Juggling the 9-5 Hustle and Raising Kiddos (June 7, 2024)

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    snarkandlemons SNARK LEMONS @snarkandlemons. No one tells you that watching your kid grow up hurts your heart and fills your heart at the same time.
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    Parents at 8 am @shepensblog Parents at 8 pm
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    MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Parenthood should come with a punchcard. One free babysitter for every 5 unprovoked meltdowns your kid has One free pizza for every 3 meals you cook that your kids refuse to eat One free pedicure for every time your kid loses a SINGLE shoe
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    Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Me to 8: Please stop growing bigger 8: YOU stop growing bigger And just like that, a sweet moment was ruined
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    @redyellowgreendance Me: "Tonight's the night I'm gonna shut off and go to bed early" The Ghost of Bedtime Future:
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    thehiddensnacksmama 4yo: Where are you going? Me: To grab some coffee 4yo: I knew it! Your face looks tired. Me: ...
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    1 When I see the school nurse calling. @mommyneedsalife ED
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    People flawlessly pulling off the perfect beachy waves IG @thatmidwestmom Me when I try to pull off the same look
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    When I finally listen to the voicemail from my dentist office reminding me about my appointment that was 3 months ago picydisastermania PEMBAY
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    The older I get, the more I relate to Bert. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    Enjoying a weekend kid free. IG @thatmidwestmom ALL ALTAW
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    SM CASTIC Sarcastic Mommy ❤ OMMY @sarcasticmommy4 I accidentally sent my husband the > kissy face emoji instead of the angry face & now he thinks I like him. •1
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    How I still see myself when I'm with my friends How my kids see me when I'm with my friends @OneFunny Mummy
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    MIDWEST тот Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom IG @thatmidwestmom "Mom your hair looks really goofy" Being a parent is humbling. that MIDWEST mom
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    When it's already lunchtime but it feels like I just gave my family breakfast @thehiddensnacksmama DIS TEW MUCH
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    IG @thatmidwestmom Dressing up for the 100th day of school Elementary Schools
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    Me on the way to tell my family dinner isn't burned even though the whole kitchen is filled with smoke. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    My kid: Mommy can I have candy? Mommy can I have candy? Mommy can I have candy? Mommy can I have candy? Me: FINE. Do whatever you want! My kid: IG @thatmidwestmox
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    *one flake of snow hits the ground* My kid's school: guess it's a snow day. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    Me, at 12:01 AM at the New Year's party because I don't want to stay up longer than I have to. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    Before the After the Christmas Christmas party IG @thatmidwestmom party
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    Call for free esti It's about that time of year when I take up seasonal smoking VISA Spicydisastermama ph't Nickel and Dim Me!!!
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    MY SANITY, PATIENCE, AND BUDGET WAITING TO GET THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS @SNARKANDLEMONS
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    MIDWEST тонь thatmidwestmom Me: *Hears loud banging noises from the other room* Me to 4: Hey, what's going on in there? 4: Just some loud banging. that MIDWEST mom
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    Making gingerbread houses with your kids. What you imagine What you get the Mom TruthBomb
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    When you take your eyes off the kids for three minutes... V PARENTNORMAL.COM
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    Don't become a parent if you don't want to feel every emotion within the first 5 minutes of waking up. @OneFunny Mummy
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    MIDWEST тот thatmidwestmom IG @thatmidwestmom Entertain yourself by sending your husband to the store for Gruyère cheese just so you can hear him attempt to pronounce it. that MIDWEST mom
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    WHEN THE WAITRESS SUGGESTS SALAD INSTEAD OF FRIES @SNARKANDLEMONS
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    Taking a photo of my husband's keys I found, exactly where I told him they were, after he couldn't find them SATIRICAL MOMMY

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