A Critical Hit of 38 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Guarded Gamers Running a Tavern

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Eleonora Bader
May 28, 2024 11:30 AM EDT

The forest floor blurs beneath your boots as you run forward at a great speed, the green branches above you covering the forest like a blanket. Thorns whip at your red velvet cloak, the rasp a desperate counterpoint to the splintering wood of the approaching monstrosity. A loud roar can be heard throughout the woods, pushing you forward. Your lungs burn, your legs ache, but fear lends them a frantic power, one you do not normally possess.

Light, a faint, ethereal blue, peeks through the dense foliage ahead. Do you dare hope? Could you find safety after all? You push through the undergrowth, heart hammering. Before you stands a towering wall of gorgeous glowing blue flowers. Not the kind that graces summer meadows, but vibrant blue blooms, their petals bright, as if someone turned on a switch. Hesitantly, you reach out and touch it with the palm of your freckled hand. Instantly, the world dissolves into a swirling vortex of bright purple light. You tumble through a sensory void, and with a gasp, find yourself solid again. What on earth…?

The air is thick with the aroma of roasting meats and barley. A warm yellow glow ahead of you unveils a wooden tavern, where surely you will find respite. Its inviting light is a beacon of safety in the storm of fear you just encountered. You stumble towards it and open the door.

Then, after this, check out this Dungeons and Dragons host who shut down the game after finding out one of the players was stealing from him.

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  • 01
    made with mematic Rogues need to find somewhere to hide when they stealth The DM needs to provide a setting where hiding is possible
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    Player: Oh that's part of my characters backstory is he never misses. DM: You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
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    level 7 human level 7 elf 200 years old? Still level 7, huh?
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    THE PARTY WHO DECIDED TO MAKE THEIR PIRATE SHIP A CO-OP, GIVING THEIR CREW 3% OF THEIR 50,000 GOLD THE NPC CREWMATES WHO JUST WANTED A 2 GOLD RAISE imgflip.com
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    When no one in the party rolled a caster Apes together strong.
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    Me (DM) listening to how the Barbarian will throw the Halfling so powerfully at the wall he will phase through it and end up on the other side This is beyond science
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    INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES AVATAR FAN THAT WANTS TO PLAY AANG IN D&D MORTAL KOMBAT FAN THAT WANTS TO PLAY SUB-ZERO IN D&D NEITHER OF THEM WANT TO PLAY FOUR ELEMENTS MONK imgflip.com
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    How I thought DMing for the first time would be Me two sessions in realizing I have no idea what I'm doing made with mematic
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    The DM You're a monster. Me explaining why we need to burn down the village You're mistaken. I'm a pragmatist.
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    THE VILLAIN FROM MY PC'S BACKSTORY You couldn't stop me before. ME AND MY NEW FRIENDS IN THE PARTY I was alone before.
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  • 11
    When my fellow party members ask if I know the person who stole the golden statue from the King's foyer rogue Well, of course I know him. He's me.
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  • 12
    Any Circle of Spores Druid: I am going to create an environment that is so toxic,
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    LAFO MEMES Hi! I'd like a wake up call. Your PC isn't the main character of the story, it's a team adventure
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  • 14
    You hear your DM rolling dice behind their screen There are no creatures on the map & you supposedly didn't see anything with your perception check
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  • 15
    WHAT PEOPLE THINK ITS LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE BEING THE DUNGEON MASTER FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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    DM Things @DMthingz "Does a 19 hit?" DM: Nope Party:
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  • 17
    VESTON->> When the Party Consisting of a Necromancer, a Grave Cleric, and an Oathbreaker Paladin tries to convince the townsfolk they're the good guys: But they smell like doth.
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    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    Great stats Interesting background Good roleplay Bad Rolls
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    YOU STEPPED ON A LEGO? THAT'S ADORABLE
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  • 21
    Warlock The unique relationship You are known for... I have with my patron? Warlock Casting the same spell over and over again My ability to sling spells and swing blades? Warlock
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  • 22
    How powerful people think clerics are in combat: How powerful they actually are:
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  • 23
    "You get in there and de-rail that adventure. It's not about you, but get in there and make it about you." -someone who is 'just playing their character' wikiHow
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    Player If I cast resurrection on an enemy's leather armor, could a cow form around him if the soul is willing? DM Huh? Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask
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  • 25
    When you want to play as dark and edgy goblin warlock, but all the other players think goblins are cute 17755 xx6 ** MAIN SECURITY DTD 3/24 5303 Say, fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?
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  • 26
    When you're about to make a range attack and the rest of the party is between you and the monster SOME OF YOU MAY DUE, BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE.
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    Me, asking the DM not to attack me I'M TOO WEAK Me, on my turn UNLIMITED POWER!
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  • 28
    When a PC goes into a shop and pays for their weapons and equipment without stealing anything like a normal person Because that's what heroes do
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    The fighter waiting for the casters to finish their turns ERTS Добрый DE
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  • 30
    When someone who's never tried TTRPGs finally gives in and plays that first session My God, I Get It
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    made with mematic Literally anything else 0 The main quest The Party
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  • 32
    Playing a Chaotic Neutral Rogue like: Where are you going? To get ice cream or commit a felony. HII decide in the car.
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  • 33
    Barbarian: We ain't adopting no goblin. Party: *Adopts goblin anyway* Barbarian 5 minutes afterwards: You got a problem with BOBLIN THE GOBLIN
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  • 34
    PCs after k****ng one (1) goblin with a CR of 1/4: Maybe i'm blind, because... don't see any level up
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  • 35
    When your fighter unlocks Action Surge: Attack Attack Attack Attack
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  • 36
    WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ANY TIME YOU USE A HEALING POTION IN COMBAT @DUNGEONGLITCH
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  • 37
    Me: So what did I miss last session, we were gonna go shopping right? DM: Well things got a little...weird... LICE STER MG
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  • 38
    Bandit Leader: Please! Spare me and I'll give you everything. 100 Gold, some pearl earrings, I've even got this Wizards spellbook! YOURS! JUST LET ME LIVE!!! Barbarian: RUA DMG You got any stuff that doesn't suck?
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