Attention dog lovers, owners, and canine connoisseurs - we have a very impawtant announcement to make. Are you ready? Here we go: Doggos are derpy. We know this may be a surprise to some of you, especially those with your pedigree poodles and sassy shi tzu's, but yes, even your dogs are lovable derpy doofuses. You may not see it as much as a goofy german shepherd or a singular brain-celled golden retriever, but all dogs make their way through life as some of the derpiest animals on the planet.
Now, let's not get our leashes in a knot - being derpy is a good thing! It allows you to take life less seriously, mostly because it's impawssible to go through life with a serious face when half your tongue is sticking out for no apparent reason other than to be seriously silly. It's part of their canine charm, that irresistible pull that makes us just want to cover their faces in a million tiny kisses. All you have to do is scroll down to see what we mean!
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Whoa there, friend-o. You said we were going to the park, but now, we're at a building that looks suspiciously like the vet. Our super-ears are also telling us that there are dogs whining in there, so we would rather not. We'll stay in the car, thanks.
See? How can you take life seriously with a toy in your mouth and your tongue hanging out? You can't! It's important to remember to laugh every once in a while, and dogs are our perfect reminder.
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