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Being a mom is hard.
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You're not always sure what you're doing.
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People expect you to be Mary Poppins, even when you feel more like Cruella de Vil.
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But today is your day! How do you want to celebrate?
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A nice lunch out sounds good.
(Even if it is accompanied by what could be construed as a veiled threat.)
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Perhaps your family could enjoy some pleasant mealtime conversation.
Or not.
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Since it's Mother's Day, maybe your jokes will finally get a laugh.
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Gifts? You shouldn't have.
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...no, really, you SHOULDN'T have.
If only they'd picked out something more personal...
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...but not this personal.
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To be fair, they thought you'd appreciate something along those lines.
(Not quite sure where they got that idea.)
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You can never go wrong with a handwritten note.
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Everyone's being so nice! Maybe you can extend the special treatment through tomorrow by faking sick?
No, no one will ever buy it.
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Until then, nap while you can.
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No matter what you do, make sure you do SOMETHING to celebrate, because you are at least as good as the...
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