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Clever Dude Wickedly Trolls Girl on Tinder With String of Lime Puns

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    Green - Madeline Pol That's my best pickup lime 15 hr. ago I don't get it Madeline 4 hr. ago
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    Text - It's a joke Like it's my best pickup line But a lime 46 min. ago Oh I guess I understand Not very good Sorry Madeline 44 min. ago
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    Text - No you're right it's not very good, Madelime 42 min. ago Hilarious But not really Madeline 42 min. ago Well shit you tell me a joke then 40 min. ago I have no jokes My sense of humour is so dry Madeline 40 min. ago
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    Text - That's too bad My sense of humour is very juicy Like a lime 38 min. ago I'm sorry for you because you caught me maybe at the worst possible mood ever Madeline 37 min. ago Did you just take a big bite out of a lime or something Cause that would make anyone sour 36 min. ago
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    Text - I wish that was the problem Madeline 35 min. ago What happened? 35 min. ago I have been waiting at coat check for my jacket for 40 minutes and sorry for my language these cunts won't give girls their jackets Madeline 35 min. ago Tell them to go suck a lemon 35 min. ago
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    Text - I would but they are some black men And I would rather keep those thoughts to nysekf Myself wow Madeline 31 min. ago Wow didn't know the forecast was so racial 29 min. ago
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    Text - Sorry I'm over it Pretend we never had that conversation I was being irrational Classic woman Madeline 23 min. ago I can't pretend we didn't have this conversation there's too many lime puns 20 min. ago
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    Text - Stop with the lime puns please Madeline 20 min. ago If you think I'm done with the lime puns you're so wrong 19 min. ago Hmm Madeline 18 min. ago I'm gonna take all my puns, lime them up and pick the best ones 18 min. ago Stop now Madeline 18 min. ago
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    Text - Pick them right off the tree 18 min. ago While you're slightly behind Madeline 18 min. ago Behind what? 17 min. ago Quit while you're ahead Opposite of that Madeline 17 min. ago
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    Text - Why do I have a chance here? Cause that would be sublime 15 min. ago What? Вye Madeline 15 min. ago OK OK I'm done now 15 min. ago Sure? Madeline 14 min. ago
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    Text - Yup 100% 14 min. ago Ok.... Madeline 10 min. ago Yeah I'm sorry. I was just really trying impress you by being in the limelight 7 min. ago Was very nice chatting, this is likely the last you'll hear of me Madeline 4 min. ago Lime Sent
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