20 Tinder Moments That Are Stuffed With Shameless Amounts of Thirst

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Aug 24, 2019 11:00 AM EDT

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  • Text - Natalie YOU MATCHED WITH NATALIE ON 7/1/17 Bio says talk to you about music huh? How about I put my big BLACK SABBATH into your PINK FLOYD until your dad RUSHes in the room and screams JUDAS PRIEST that's my daughter! Then I'll look him right in the eyes and say "yes sir it is and I just put my BEE GEES all in her". And from THE CLASH between him and I, I'll be GRATEFUL DEAD. Jul 1, 2017, 21:58 Dont know ifi should be impressed or scared Imao Snap? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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  • Text - Tasha chubby growing up so we all called him Fat Pat, he embraced that name he was a great man. But when we graduated high school we went our separate ways but kept in touch. Recently we all met up during the summer to find Fat Pat lost close to 85 pounds and is incredibly in shape. We all felt like Fat Pat died. What should we do about the situation? Just let him be happy and fit? Or tell him we need Fat Pat back? Jul 3, 2017, 4:39 PM Be happy for him, healthy is better for him and you w
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  • Text - Morgan I woke up from a nightmare Wbu Sorry that was kinda an odd thing to say Morgan 5 min. ago What kind of nightmare 3 min. ago Um well i was about to be attacked by vicious cats Morgan 2 min. ago Kinky. Snap? Sent Send a message... GIF O V
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  • Text - Stephanie YOU MATCHED WITH STEPHANIE ON 6/25/17 So can we skip to the part where we're makin bad decisions in the bathroom of a taco bell or dol Stephaneed to get to know you first? Sent Jul 2, 2017, 2:04 PM We can skip ahead if you like Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • Text - Tasha YOU MATCHED WITH TASHA ON 7/3/17 grew up with a group of buddies whom I'm very close to, even to this day. One of them was a little chubby growing up so we all called him Fat Pat, he embraced that name he was a great man. But when we graduated high school we went our separate ways but kept in touch. Recently we all met up during the summer to find Fat Pat lost close to 85 pounds and is incredibly in shape. We all felt like Fat Pat died. What should we do about the situation? Just le
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  • Text - Sara YOU MATCHED WITH SARA ON 7/4/17 Do you like poetry Sara? Jul 4, 2017, 7:26 PM Sure you got some? Jul 4, 2017, 8:35 PM You could say that Roses are red, violets are blue, all I wanna know is, what that mouth do?? Sucks dick Well we have a winner ? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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  • Text - Afiqah See when Afiqah answers Enable Enable push notifications YOU SUPER LIKED AFIQAH ON 7/3/17 I wanna come up with a name gag for your name but I honestly can't even figure out how to pronounce it u mind helping me out here? Jul 4, 2017, 2:42 PM НАНАНАА Uh-fik-ah Jul 4, 2017, 3:09 PM Shit damn that's hard lemme think If I promise to keep it casual can Afiqah u? 42017 5:16 DA Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • Text - Melanie why are you attacking me How is asking why you are vegan attacking you why do you have to question my decision you could just accept it honestly i just come out to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now I'm not questioning I was just curious ok fine i'm glad we worked through this our first fight Idk if I'm interested anymore Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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  • Text - Paulina YOU MATCHED WITH PAULINA ON 7/3/17 Text me I'm flabbergasted at your openness. To be quite honest with you, it's appalling. I'm not a fan. You're going to have to work much harder for me to have to go through the grueling process of copying your number then proceeding to enter it into my phone. Let's try this one more time. Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • Text - Mari YOU MATCHED WITH MARI ON 7/3/17 3 way From 857 miles away? Haha Yes Oh Yeah? How's that gonna happen? Preferably naked Sent Type a Message... Send GIF
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  • Text - Katrina YOU MATCHED WITH KATRINA ON 6/23/17 Soooooo a girl fell off my roof today... ? Jul 2, 2017, 8:48 AM True story Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • Text - Katy YOU MATCHED WITH KATY ON 7/3/17 Stick ur dick in me now Jul 3, 2017, 10:25 PM Anxious are we? Sent Yes
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  • Text - Patricia We can go to the tropics Sip pina coladas Shorty I could take you there 9 hr. ago message me Patricia 4 hr. ago Send a message... GIF O
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  • Text - Megan I recently acquired the skill of skipping rocks, I found out the secret to a good rock skip you must use the wrist. It's very important to snap the wrist upon release of the rock. Then getting the pleasure of watching that rock bounce off the surface of the water. Let me tell you there's no better feeling than skipping rock across a good pond. a Jul 4, 2017, 9:19 AM That's very interesting I don't know how to skip a rock Jul 4, 2017, 10:36 AM Ok well let's skip over the chitchat and
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  • Text - Tyler Wanna bump uglies? Offer expires in 30 min 8 hours ago GIF Send a message...
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  • Text - Eli YOU MATCHED WITH ELI ON 7/1/17 can i stick it in your meat wallet? Kinda disgusting Haha but you didn't say no... Thats right . so what are you up to tonight? Jul 1, 2017, 9:51 PM so you'd prefer that i add some white detailing to your tattoo? T'aimerais beaucoup trop ça ;) i sure would love that you're right Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • Text - Courtney What brings you to Texas? Jul 2, 2017, 8:29 PM My grandparents live out here Jul 2, 2017, 8:55 PM Oh I've always wanted to have a four way NAILED IT Type a Message... Send GIF 670
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  • Text - Hannah YOU MATCHED WITH HANNAH ON 6/28/17 thinking the beach for our first date we should go to was Jun 29, 2017, 8:33 PM I was thinking we could just fuck Sent Jun 29, 2017, 11:17 PM That'll work Send Type a Message... GIF
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  • Text - Lauryn YOU MATCHED WITH LAURYN ON 7/3/17 I made the sudden purchase of a gold fish the other day. I was at the store and stumbled across him. Our eyes connected I felt something special between us, a bond. I couldn't just let him sit there and let his life waste away. I had to rescue him. This morning I woke up to him floating in his fish bowl. I had the burial this afternoon. Rip sorry for ur loss There's just something missing from my life now. So what do you say to some sympathy sex? G
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