calcul8ing calories now....... ummm, 1 lick equals.... ah screw it, finger in throat works gr8

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23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

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Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

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Manager demands employee take $15k salary cut, they claim that they are starting their own business instead: 'I had been doing the job of 4 people'

Manager demands employee take $15k salary cut, they claim that they are starting their own business instead: 'I had been doing the job of 4 people'

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Employee finds loophole in company's tracking system, takes 2 hour breaks that are only marked as 30 minutes: 'I did exactly as I was told'

Employee finds loophole in company's tracking system, takes 2 hour breaks that are only marked as 30 minutes: 'I did exactly as I was told'

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20+ Employees who made big mistakes on the job: '[She] printed 500 copies of her gas bill on the company printer'

20+ Employees who made big mistakes on the job: '[She] printed 500 copies of her gas bill on the company printer'

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'Everyone was just passing him!!' Person finds a ginger kitten lying motionless on the side of the highway after it had "just given up", takes it home and gives it a new chance at life

'Everyone was just passing him!!' Person finds a ginger kitten lying motionless on the side of the highway after it had "just given up", takes it home and gives it a new chance at life

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