Clever Actress Changes Her Stalker's Name to "God" and Weirdly Inspirational Texts Ensue

Yesterday, the young and talented actress Madison Iseman who stars on the CMT show -- "Still the King" -- shared a series of unnervingly creepy texts she'd been bombarded with by, from a random guy (adept at ruining one's personal space) she met. You've almost (almooost) gotta hand it to creeper dude for his display of blind persistence in the face of undeniably disinterested radio silence. But obviously, the real MVP here's Iseman for swapping that contact info out for "God" to shed some humorous light on the shituation. 

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