Guy Goes On Epic Rant, Takes Down Bro On Twitter Who Claimed Women's Clothing Isn't Sexist

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mattstaff
Aug 3, 2017 8:00 PM EDT

This douchehammer brought it on himself, and as for the other guy: he straight up made mashed brotatoes outta that chumpanzee. 

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    Text - Ryan @imryanphllpsbro Incredible strand of tweets right here. Clothing is sexist now. What a time Bree Mae @The BreeMae Replying to @TheBreeMae Wearing men's clothing is so much BETTER an experience, just physically, that I consider it self-care. I reach for it on the harder days. 8/1/17, 8:32 PM Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing My dude, clothing IS sexist and has been for centuries, my bro, broseph, guy who's never had to worry about whether his pants have pockets 8:43 PM - Aug 1,
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing My man, I don't think you've ever had to deal with clothing that tells you outright you won't be beautiful without it, brah 8:44 PM -Aug 1, 2017 10 229 3,046
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Man, bro, sweetums, I'm not sure you've ever had to deal with clothes meant to present you like a delicacy rather than warm/cool/cover you. 8:45 PM - Aug 1, 2017 9 386 3,832
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Chief, tiger, stud, did you know clothing has been designed to oppress women in the name of beauty since before corsets were forged in hell? 8:47 PM - Aug 1, 2017 17 t332 3,685
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Titus Flavius Brosephus, you might not realize that the entire world has bent itself to empower you, to make you safe, & to leave others out 8:49 PM - Aug 1, 2017 14 t426 3,958
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Buddy, have you ever listened to a woman? I assume not, lovelet, or you'd know you're entirely wrong. 8:50 PM -Aug 1, 2017 6 t 204 2,735
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Do you know that every ad is meant to make you, feel powerful, and women unworthy? Did you know that, my proud-standing sugar loaf? 8:55 PM-Aug 1, 2017 13 t 252 2,840
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Have you, brocarbonate of soda, paid a second of attention even to the way clothes are marketed to you vs. to women? 8:52 PM -Aug 1, 2017 t1372 16 3,988
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing You can wear any pants you want and be assured of keeping necessities upon your person. Do you know not everyone gets to, Duke of Brobon? 9:01 PM - Aug 1, 2017 t180 2,494
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing This is a recognized problem in the world for people who aren't you, daddy-o. It's been happening forever, jet, shark, rocket beefcake. 9:06 PM - Aug 1, 2017 2,171 3 133
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Then someone points it out, and I can only assume, my fine market cockerel, that it's the first time ever for you. Which is okay 9:07 PM -Aug 1, 2017 5 127 2,100
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing We all have a first time hearing something. But you, Thomas O'Malley the Alley Cat, gotta look at who's saying it before you dismiss it 9:08 PM -Aug 1, 2017 6 L151 2,219
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing And why are they saying it, Prince Charming? And is it uncomfortable to hear? Why is it uncomfortable to hear, Jacques Dudesteau? 9:09 PM - Aug 1, 2017 7 t154 2,433
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing You just got told you have the best clothes, stallion. Shouldn't that spur you to a realization of some inherent unfairness in the world? 9:12 PM - Aug 1, 2017 2 120 2,032
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Why is your first reaction-after reading an entire great thread- dismissiveness? Why, Epistle to the Saints at Brolosse? 9:15 PM - Aug 1, 2017 6 L1120 2,131
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Maybe you think it's just feminist whining. Did it occur to you there's a reason feminists are mad, Dudenheim Museum? 9:16 PM- Aug 1, 2017 8 t1311 2,982
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Well, Palfred the Great, I genuinely hope you might think about what Bree said for more than ten seconds. And why it irritated you 9:19 PM-Aug 1, 2017 1 t85 1,865
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Brobi-Wan, the worst you've ever had to worry about with clothes is, I'm sure, whether the waistband on the Old Navy bootcut jeans fit 9:21 PM- Aug 1, 2017 5 t124 2,150
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing This is called "privilege", Brolossus of Rhodes. Privilege is basically all the things you've never had to worry about 9:23 PM - Aug 1, 2017 t1 295 2,583 9
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    Text - Jared Pechacek @vandroidhelsing Follow From your profile pic, you're a white male. So am I! We get to play on the default setting, mustang, Apollo, he who walks among the corn. 9:25 PM-Aug 1, 2017 2,173 8 116
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing We've probably both been able to buy pants without going to six different stores. Our measurements are reliable. Because the world is ours. 9:26 PM - Aug 1, 2017 15 150 2,298
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Someone complains about a real injustice in pants & you don't take THAT seriously, Brotoceratops? Whaddaya gonna do with the serious stuff? 9:28 PM - Aug 1, 2017 6 t 134 1,933
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing I assume you want people to think you're a good person, Leslie Brope. You can start by not waving away the small concerns. 9:30 PM - Aug 1, 2017 t106 1,832 13
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    Text - Jared Pechacek Follow @vandroidhelsing Just let someone be happy that she's found pants that fit, Bro Bronas (formerly of the Bronas Brothers). Or I might really get mad. 9:33 PM - Aug 1, 2017 t 128 2,499 153
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