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14 People Describe the Horrors the "Strange Guy" In Their Office Does

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    Junk food - Zeruvi3783 points 20 hours ago [ In my old job a guy came in ~5.30 in the morning and would beat the shit out of the vending machine to try to get free food. BI1 70 Gजतों क Honey
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    Furniture - JohnnyHighGround 8501 points 19 hours ago He rips crazy-loud farts in the office on the regular. There have been times he shows up unwashed, unshaven, in what appear to be pajamas. Some mornings he takes a like 10 minute break and comes back wayyYYy too relaxed. I'm assuming he uses these breaks to masturbate. But then, I work from home.
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    Skin - 2237 points 17 hours ago DingleDanglies I have two. The creepiest guy used to go to the bathroom and masturbate. When he arrived he used to spread the ejaculate around his neck. His reason was that because of the pheromones being let off his neck the women would instantly get horny (his words) and want to have sex with him. He was later fired for sexual harassment. The current guy looks just like a spooked turtle all the time. He just stares at you and your computer screen while doing lou
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    Text - 2162 points 20 hours ago [-] Roasted_Polar_Bear He sprouts mung beans on a damp paper towel in his desk drawer permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments [-] brandofillomen 1262 points 20 hours ago Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
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    Font - HELLMANNS ONE [-] AnElectricFork 640 points 15 hours ago Use to sit next to this guy who would eat full packets of mayonnaise at 8am. He would then turn to tell me something while his mouth of full of mayonnaise. rts ady ted Pigher in efat Canola SEE UT AFORMATION F HAT CONTT CHOLESTCDO 30F O CREF
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    Face - [-] freewafflecones1906 points 20 hours ago This guy comes over to me and blows in my hair when I'm working. It's pretty harmless, but fuck that guy
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    Text - - ooo-o00-000yea 3829 points 19 hours ago Scott the Engineer: He is a 30 something asian guy with the personality of C3PO. For some reason he brushes his teeth like 5 times per day in the only bathroom in the office. SO I would go in for my morning or midmorning or afternoon shit, and he would keep trying to strike up conversations. The conversations started to get weirder.... I tried to time my bowel movements to avoid him. One day he made a comment like "you wouldn't spend so much time
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    Eyewear - [] LittleLarry 4118 points 20 hours ago Close talker. Really close. You back up and he follows you.
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    Dish - [-] Nespot-despot672 points 19 hours ago Makes creamy soups and stews at home then brings it in and INSISTS that we try it. He is really, really pushy and it makes you wonder. . . Just why is he SO adamant that we all have to eat it? What exactly is in it?
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    Shoulder - [-] beefstenders 2713 points 11 hours ago I work tech support help desk, the weird guy in our office is outwardly social and goes to the gym 3 times a week. Fucking monster. mi estile
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    Skin - 495 points 17 hours ago -wwhart She told me she was a sex addict after knowing her for about....a day. But she also told me that since she met her fiance, she had her addiction under control. They are not the kind of people you want to imagine having sex.
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    Text - [-] digitalworl 909 points 20 hours ago Last year, there was a girl in one of my smaller uni classes who'd somehow gotten 90% of the classes' snapchat usernames. She sent us all at least 20 10 second, zoomed in videos of tongue slowly licking her lips until we all blocked her. Tapping through those videos was the most uncomfortable I've ever been.
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    Face - [ 1145 points 20 hours ago exastria Cough into his hand and then lick his palm. I sat opposite and died a little inside each time
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    Dish - [- SwanchSwabz I put my meatball sandwich in the office refrigerator someone ate the meatballs out 633 points 14 hours ago of the sandwich but not the sandwich. thats pretty creepy to me.
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