Drunken Idiot Gets Hot Coffee Tossed In Face For Harassing Old Guy

Why does this ridiculous video feel something like the epitome of a late night NY deli style altercation. Things obviously escalate unnecessarily quickly, and before you know it, we have some poison ivy leaguer crying through his teeth while somehow wrestling the shirt off the old guy, who in case you missed it: "didn't come here looookin fuhhhh truuuble!".