Sister Bernice Might Be the Only Reason to See This

I know it isn't Friday yet, and (sadly) this isn't actually a fanfic and is just A TERRIBLE IDEA, but you're getting it anyway. This week only, Worst Movie Trailer Wednesday Presents: The Three Stooges.

Before you try to defend it, I only have one thing to say: Snooki is in this movie. Snooki. Excuse me while I go vomit on the childhood of several generations.