33 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost

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    When the Rogue tells my Paladin I can't grapple a crocodile Bahamut Well, first of all, through all things are possible, so jot that down.
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    You're out of spell slots? *Laughs in Sorcery Points* Wizards Sorcerers Years of studying the arcane arts Born with magic
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    The Bard trying to persuade a dragon The rest The Dragon of the party
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    Player: I use Mage Hand to grab their heart DM: You can't attack with Mage Hand Player: I want to grab it - AS AN OBJECT.
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    When the BBEG is a tiny race but they beat the party's ass
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    Me and the boys rolling up to the tavern after butchering half the town
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    When the fighter realizes jumping on the flying dragon wasn't a good plam CLUTCH 22 Please don't kill me, I'm stupid, I can't help it/
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    Gold:*exists* Rogue: Hippity hoppity A You're now my property
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    Party: Tell us what you did. Rogue: Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly. @big_dabwo
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    When the rest of the party suggests SPLITTING the loot instead of letting your fighter spend all of it on adamantine plate armor Sounds like COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA BUT ON
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    MOM. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE? SWEETIE, I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY RP Combat RP Combat made with mematic RP ITS YOU... AND BY A LOT.
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    *Party enters a shady, packed Bar with a band* GM deciding on ambient music: Smooth Medival Cantina noir Bardic Band from jazz Tunes Star Wars Cantina Band from Star Wars
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    When the party puts off taking a long rest, then gets jumped by troglodytes, the Paladin has 1 HP, the Barbarian has 4, everyone is out of spell slots, and more troglodytes are ahead in the distance. The DM imgflip.com The Party This is the part where you run away
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    LEGO: INJURE ANYBODY WHO STEPS ON ME METAL D4 W imgflip.com observe.
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    trina. WHEN YOU TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT YOU THINK OF AN IDEA FOR YOUR NEW CAMPAIGN imgflip.com
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    Bringing up your idea to the rest of the party. I HAVE AN IDEA. A GOOD ONE? LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.
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    Our session is planned. Everyone is coming. They're all on time. I'm prepared and... Snap Back to Reality... PEP
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    ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DUNGEON FIRES. KILL THE WIZARD FIRST. www.claudiopozas.com
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    When your players' stupid decisions cause a TPK - YOU ALL TOOK A LIFE HERE TODAY. THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
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    Player: I pick up the evil wand that oozes black smoke DM: Make a wisdom saving throw Player:
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    When you're party keeps breaking character to ask you meta game questions You're not talking to me right now. You're talking to little homie. כנאגצור( COMEDY TV
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    ME SHOWING A GIRL MY DICE COLLECTION I know! I should probably bring you a change of panties! TOKYO
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    When the party is fighting incubi/succubi: PEOPLE, PLEASE. WE'RE ALL FRIGHTENED AND HORNY
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    When the DM nerfs the Fireball spell u/Corporal Chipmunk Execute Order 6d6
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    Me: I cast fireball My entire party: u/lightningsorcerer
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    Tiefling assassin: rolls high to disguise himself as a human His disguise: u/Killroy137 Made with the tears of the paladin
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    سا "So thats it... Serial Killer OC Pervert OC Trolling OC ...The ultimate GM hell."
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    PC's parents are killed by the BBEG PC's parents ARE the BBEG
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    The GM pretending to be seperate NPCs in a conversation
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    DM'S WHEN A PC CREATES A DETAILED BACKSTORY THEY CAN EXPLOIT imgflip.com
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    imaflip.com So how does a wizard shop for new shoes? I cast fireball
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    Me to my dice every session made with mematic - why you always got to be so mean to me?
  • 33
    THE FACE YOU MAKE AFTER FINDING A NEW ITEM AND THE DM ONLY DESCRIBES IT AS "GIVING OFF A MYSTERIOUS AURA"

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