The Science Of Parenthood in 18 Hilarious Comics

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    Cartoon - SCieNCe OF PARENTHOOD ST DAY OF SCHOOL- DREAM vs REALITY The Dream The Reality You didn't brush yet?? OMG,where are your Eat your breakfast!! Where's your backpack? SHOES?? YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE! ScienceofParenthood.com
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    Cartoon - SCieNCe or PARENTHOOD 7:24 7:25 7:26 WE MADE IT! ScienceofParenthood com CONGRATULATIONS MOMS!
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    Cartoon - SCieNCe r PARENTHOOD "20" MINUTES OF READING Choosing a book 10 Arguing that a comic book "counts" 20 Setting the iPad timer Trying out every ringtone for the timer 30 Playing Minecraft on the sly 40 50 Sobbing about losing iPad privileges for playing Minecraft on the sly 60 Whining "How many more minutes?" 70 Staring off into space 80 Random chatter about The Amazing World of Gumball Getting a snack Complaining the book is too long/hard/heavy/boring Getting another snack 90 100 READIN
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    Cartoon - ScieiCe r PARENTHOOD MOM OLYMPICS Toddler Dead Lift Lego Long Jump Sunscreen Wrestling Freestyle Dinner Dive ScienceofParenthood.com
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    Cartoon - SCieNGeo PARENTHOOD Silicaphobia: A sudden-onset, crippling fear of sand triggered by expensive week-long beach vacations. ScienceofParenthood com
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    Cartoon - Chuck E-conomics The amount of real money you will spend before your child "earns" enough to buy a 25¢ glow stick ScienceofFarenthood.com
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    Text - Baby Fluids Effusion Rule The more noxious the substance spewing from your child, the more likely COvered with it. you are to end up Scienceof Parenthoodcom
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    Text - The Mother's Homework Prayer Please grant me the serenity to accept the homework assignment I cannot change, . the courage to help my child complete it as I can, ... and the Strength to finish it without either ending up in a body bag of us ScienceofParenthood.com
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    Text - Lights-Out Hunger Catalyst The child who has denied repeated requests to "Eat something! PLEASE!" during the day will demand to be fed at bedtime ScienceofParenthood.com
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    Cartoon - SCieNCe r PARENTHOOD DELUSIONS OF LAUNDER 99 The false impression that you are ever truly "DONE" with the laundry. ScienceofParenthoodcom
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    Text - ScieNCe oF PARENTHOOD 11 STAGES OF MATH GRIEF 1. Cautiously agree to help with math homework 2. Realize you have no idea what you are looking at 3. Decide to Google it 4. Realize you don't even know how to Google it 5. Consider falling off chair to stall for time 6. Realize you got that idea from your 5-year-old 7. Panic because all credibility is evaporating 8. Remember YOU are not the one in school 9. Declare, "I'm not doing this for you!" and run away 10. Hide in bathroom until spouse
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    Cartoon - Naptime Disruption Theorem The more time youve spent lulling your baby to sleep, the more likely the delivery guy will ring your doorbell just as she's finally drifting off DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG ScienceofParenthood.com
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    Cartoon - Newtons First Law of Parenting A child at rest will remain at rest ... until you need your iPad back ScienceofParenthood com
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    Text - ScieNCe ar PARENTHOOD NOO00OS So00 BORING! IT'S TOO LONG! 'M TOO TIRED THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SNACKS! WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO?? BACK-TO-SCHOOL NIGHT ScienceofParenthood.com

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