Sorry Mr. Pedophile, Yellow DIno is going to have to kill you now.

'Fine, I’ll stick to the terms of the contract I do have': Company refuses to renew senior employee’s contract, so employee quits on old contract terms 1

'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 2

'I had a young coworker not know how to write a check': 30+ Workers who realized they were "officially old" thanks to their young coworkers 3

'He lost his job': Naval officer gets fired after leaked viral letter about enlisted servicemen, enlisted man details his part in the revenge 4

'She forgot to bring her dog with her... to the vet': 20 Major facepalm moments captured forever on the internet 5

'We're going to be pursuing other candidates': Candidate loses job offer after "failing" salary guessing game interview tactic 6

'She forgot to bring her dog with her... to the vet': 20 Major facepalm moments captured forever on the internet 1

'I asked her five times to make a payment... oh well': Contractors smash clients' new patio to pieces after client refuses to pay the crew 2

Karen Attempts to Intimidate the New Neighbor With Threats of a Lawsuit, Stirring Up a Property Line Dispute That Royally Backfires 3

'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 4

'I was laughing': Lazy DIY customer complains to management about an exemplary hardware store employee after ignoring 80% of his advice on a project, gets called out 5

'Karen accuses me of trespassing and littering at my job': Entitled woman calls cops on worker cleaning up trash in the park 6