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‘Fine. You asked for it, you got it!': Mother cancels childcare in order to prep for Christmas after in-laws throw a tantrum, leaves the rest of the 2 AM gift wrapping up to them 1

Fiancée demands $25,000 of $50,000 bonus to give to her parents for their mortgage: 'You’re already showing you don’t care about the people who matter to me' 2

'We ended up costing the HOA over $4,000': Neighborhood Karen tells residents to remove cameras, starting HOA legal feud, resulting half the board resigning 3

8-year-old daughter wants snowglobe for Christmas, mom says no, dad gives it to her anyways and it breaks instantly: '[My] daughter dropped it' 4

Boss demands employee gets doctor’s note after she skips optional office Christmas party, pushing her to report boss to HR: 'I was blindsided’ 5

29-year-old woman refuses to sit next to 35-year-old brother on return flight from grandmother's funeral, sparking disagreement: '[Must a] family that travels together [...] sit together?' 6

'We ended up costing the HOA over $4,000': Neighborhood Karen tells residents to remove cameras, starting HOA legal feud, resulting half the board resigning 1

Roommate’s relentless food theft brings her housemates to a boil, prompting new fridge ban policy, she reacts with “vibes ruined” accusations 2

Fiancée demands $25,000 of $50,000 bonus to give to her parents for their mortgage: 'You’re already showing you don’t care about the people who matter to me' 3

Boss demands employee gets doctor’s note after she skips optional office Christmas party, pushing her to report boss to HR: 'I was blindsided’ 4

Karen keeps using neighbor's trash can, causing it to overflow and violating HOA policies, neighbor gets even and gets Karen fined: 'I took her trash out of my cans and placed the bags [on] her porch' 5

Update: Former manager shows up to office Christmas party anyway, wife makes a scene: 'Jeff was mortified' 6