Internet's Having A Field Day Roasting The New iPhones To Oblivion

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mattstaff
Sep 13, 2017 2:00 PM EDT

Thanks to the new iPhones everyone has great jokes now.

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  • 01
    Text - Gabby @c gabby14 Follow The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice
    via Cheezburger
  • 02
    Text - Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston Follow my problem with iphones has always been that after i buy them i have money left over to feed myself. lets see what apple can do about this
    via #AppleEvent
  • 03
    Text - jomny sun @jonnysun Follow USERS: put back the headphone jack APPLE: the iphone 9 is called the iphone x USERS: pplease APPLE: apple stores are now called town squares
    via #AppleEvent
  • 04
    Text - Parker Finlinson Follow @ParkerTheFin RIP iPhone 9. You were too pure for this cruel world.
    via #AppleEvent
  • 05
    Text - Fraser Follow @iVexusHD What's wrong with the number 9???? Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10. iPhone 7, iPhone 8, iPhone X??? Is 9 an offensive number? #AppleEvent
    via #AppleEvent
  • 06
    Text - Janice Peters Follow @JP_731 iPhone 7 -no headphone jack iPhone 8 -no home button #AppleEvent iPhone 9 no phone. Just an empty box?
    via #AppleEvent
  • 07
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    via @BraxMillz
  • 08
    Text - De Rossi Shockwav'd Follow @TheBigFatShetty With the new Face ID feature, Arya Stark can now unlock every iPhone in the Westeros. #AppleEvent #GameofThrones
    via #AppleEvent
  • 09
    Text - Kai W Follow @kaimanwong The iPhone X is the biggest leap forward'...damn right, they skipped 9 innit.
    via #AppleEvent
  • 10
    Text - John Podhoretz Follow @jpodhoretz WE MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THE IPHONE 9. WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT. IT NEVER WAS. IT NEVER WILL BE.
    via #AppleEvent
  • 11
    Text - Anal Eaze Keating Follow @deaddilf69 I relate to iPhone 9 on a deep emotional level
    via #AppleEvent
  • 12
    Text - John Cena Follow @JohnCena Sooo #iPhoneX about #FacelD ..ummmmm . what do I do?
    via #AppleEvent
  • 13
    Text - Bob Vulfov Follow @bobvulfov USERS: i guess it'd be nice to have a better battery on my iphone APPLE: too bad idiot ur face is now ur password
    via #AppleEvent
  • 14
    Text - Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug Follow Your iPhone is memorizing your face so when the robots rise up they can positively ID you for the drone strikes.
    via #AppleEvent
  • 15
    Text - PHP CEO Follow @PHP_CEO DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS
    via #AppleEvent
  • 16
    Text - Isabel Hsu @ MARVEL Follow @isabelhsu imma unlock my man's iPhone X while his dumb face asleep
    via #AppleEvent

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