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Dude Writes Legendary Craigslist Ad For His '85 Moped

Read and weep, this is pure comedic brilliance.

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    She's a beaut.

    Product - 1985 Honda Aero 50 pussy slayer $500 image 1 of 10 aero
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    Text - Been in a slump lately? Girlfriend dump you? Like ham sandwiches? Got a dad bod when you're not a dad? If you answered yes to 1776% of those questions then buckle up Tex because you just qualified To become a born and bred 'Merican show pony only capable of kickin ass and snorkeling booty. With this 1985, porn mustash and neon warrior of a moped you'll get a fast pass to become a that sex panther you've always wanted to be. With lower miles on it then your treadmill, this red rocket of fr
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    Text - glimps of this bad boy. For a low price of $500 you could get the ped of a lifetime. This Honda Areo 5,000,000cc (jk 50cc) is a piece of American past time and contains battle wounds like your great grandad but don't let that fool you, your grandad may of have lost his right eye but he flew a flag out in the yard till the day that he died. Don't be a communist and shoot be a text
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