As parents, we want our kids to eat healthy but since they are a savagely picky food critics ,we occasionally downshift our standards, and just concentrating on getting them to eat. ANYTHING. On the other hand, there are always those parents who are judging your kids lousy nutrition. "How to be a dad" found the perfect trick for you - describe the foods you make your kid as if you've just binge-watched the Food Network. It'll make you feel like Wolfgang Puck, and maybe shut a Judgey McJudgeyface up a bit. Okay. Probably not. Here are some fine examples of fancy culinary descriptions for your inspiration and entertainment. Via: How to be a dad
