My husband isn't even sick anymore and we are still talking about how sick he was a few weeks ago.— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) February 24, 2017
Hubs and I both have the flu.— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 15, 2017
Only difference is I'm cleaning the kitchen and he's dying.
Husband has a cold.— Eye of the Toddler (@EyeOfTheToddler) April 1, 2017
I know because he's done nothing but complain about it for two hours straight.
If it doesn't kill him, I might.
I'll be on my deathbed and my husband will still say, "Oh man. I've got the worst cold ever. The. Worst."— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) March 22, 2017
Well my husband has a cold so apparently the next 5-7 days of my life are going to be like an episode of Grey's Anatomy...🙄— AndyLincoln's Finger (@Lincolns_Finger) April 8, 2016
When husband is sick:— Lorie🇨🇦 (@LorieGZ) May 22, 2017
-Make me soup? (*sniffle)
-Sleeps all day
When I'm sick:
-What's for dinner?
-Let's clean out the basement!
My husband is home sick today. Please send casseroles, because apparently he is going to die today.— nobody.seriously04 (@AlliBDaisy) January 4, 2017
I THINK MY HUSBAND HAS A COLD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! PREPARE FOR MAN COLD! ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!— Kit (@Zombie_Kitv2) August 1, 2016
My husband has a cold....so in other words, he is dying. This is a very difficult time for us all. Send prayers.— Kat🦄 💅 🍵 (@Kats_and_Coffee) March 7, 2017
My husband has a cold so I'm officially on the market again.— Zedamark (@Zedamark) June 9, 2017
My husband has a cold so we're using google maps to plot the quickest routes to local emergency rooms. Pray for us.— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) November 22, 2016