If you send any office employee an email on Friday at 4:59 PM and expect an answer by Monday at 8:04, be sure to note that they will ignore your request for several business days afterwards. The pettiness of salty office employees knows no bounds, especially when clients get itchy after only 5 working minutes of waiting time. Sorry sweetie, but once the computer is off on Friday, there's no reaching our company until Monday's coffee kicks in.
Luckily, these same office employees are equally as loyal as they are petty. If their favorite coworker needs their help or a work bestie has some tea to spill, work comes secondary. Hilariously, it seems like everyone working in an office is always looking for some random way to slack off. Whether you're dishing hot gossip at the water cooler or just riding the elevator up and down to 'test if it's working', office employees will go to great lengths to avoid their tasks.
So if you're looking for an excuse to procrastinate sorting that pile of paperwork on your desk, scroll onward to enjoy this week's collection of savvy work memes for dark-humored employees waiting for their next paycheck