Memes For The Humble Internet User

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    NEW MEMES I JUST FOUND TODAY ME 6000 MEMES I HAVE SAVED ON MY PHONE
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    You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world! Doctor Who
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    On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government? Dale Gribble
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    What in Dalmatian
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    when your sister steps on your toe
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    You got no money? No. REAL TAXI
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    If you play "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit on New Years Eve at exactly 11:59:34 as the clock hits midnight, you'll hear "I I came into this world as a reject". Start your new year off the right way and express your true self. @grunchrules
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    When you are the reason for the company safety video
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    "If you start your work now you'll have plenty of time and you won't be stressing out at the last minute" me NAH. executive functioning
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    Using the Drake like/dislike meme Using otters instead
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    finding a spare hour only to be hit with a 40gb update DO
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    You've heard of the gay agenda Now get ready for the trans mission!
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    CONSULTING IF YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THE SOLUTION, THERE'S GOOD MONEY TO BE MADE IN PROLONGING THE PROBLEM. www.despair.com
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    Never forget the time Bobby got his heart broken by a vegetarian; and then - while looking her in the eye - demolished a 72 ounce steak in front of her This act of spite was truly an inspiration
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    "You are what you eat" Me: FRESH Fresh Idiot (kinki) 新鮮 傻瓜魚
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    Friends: you have to stop isolating and socialize Me: @thedryginger i I DON'T NEED YOU I HAVE MEMES
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    10,0% hand-pressed 100% d-pressed
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    Swimming pool drownings 140 drownings 120 drownings 100 drownings Number of people who drowned by falling into a pool correlates with Films Nicolas Cage appeared in 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 6 films 80 drownings 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 4 films 2 films 0 films 2006 2007 2008 2009 + Nicholas Cage Swimming pool drownings Nicholas Cage tylervigen.com
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    des ✔ @dotnetschizo my favourite turn based strategy game O • 11:03 PM 5/28/24 From Earth 2.7M Views 6.2K Reposts 232 Quotes
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    Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau her: what are you watching? me: film about misconceptions of ownership and land rights of wetlands under an absolute monarchy her: me: her: are you describing sh― me: yeah it's shrek again 9:33 AM 9/9/21 Twitter for iPhone •
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    Baliff: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: No Baliff: [whispers to judge] What do I do?
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    I'm not feeling very worky today.
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    I SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ON PASTA IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNE
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    Become Ungovernable NO DIUING NO DIING
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    Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s.
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    If video games have taught me anything, rotating these will unlock the next room.
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    GRANDMA ONCE SAID, "SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO HUG THE PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE SO YOU KNOW HOW BIG TO DIG THE HOLE IN YOUR BACKYARD."
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    Anonymous 217 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)22:10:15 No.71075215 >I'll do it tomorrow >I'll magically develop the discipline, commitment, drive and goals that I've lacked for my entire life when I wake up tomorrow >Things will get better then
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    tiny apology
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    Therapist: They are NOT antidepressants Me: All I'm saying is I've never been less than happy while holding a taco Therapist: FOR THE LAST TIME, I can't get your insurance to cover tacos! Me: Don't yell at me. You need a taco.
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    349620 2011 Cat d9 project see description $52,000 Sean Gill Zoning board came to their senses no longer need, my loss your gain 43m Haha Reply 11

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