30 Hilarious Parenting Memes That Highlight the Madness of Motherhood (June 16, 2024)

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    Me: Why don't I have any mom friends Also me at school drop-off, pick-up, sport events, fundraisers, etc. @NOT THENANNY
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    kidversations @kidversations_ Another mom asked me what time I @kidversations_ wake my kids up in the morning and I've never been more confused.
    via @kidversations_
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    Me sick with the gnarliest stomach flu So, what is the plan for dinner? Spicydisastermama
    via Spicydisastermama
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    My reaction when kids describe food as "too spicy" PARENTNORMAL.COM You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    via PARENTNORMAL.COM
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    Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart I don't like who I become the day I'm preparing to host people in my home, but I gotta say: that jerk gets things DONE.
    via @LetMeStart
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    Holding back laughter when your kid does something inappropriate but also totally hilarious @padPatrol
    via @padPatrol
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    When you finally get a night out and you realize your entire wardrobe went out of style while you were busy raising babies. @closetoclassy
    via @closetoclassy
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    LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet I made my bed and found a half eaten stick of butter in it. When I asked my child if she put anything in mommy's bed, she said "I did not put butter in it." The mystery continues. More at 11.
    via @LLcoooltweet
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    @momsbehavingbadly Laying out in the sun in your 20's Laying out in the sun once that first wrinkle hits
    via @momsbehavingbadly
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    sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy You worked 40 hours this week, so please enjoy the next 48 hours of chores and errands.
    via @sixfootcandy
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    WHEN MY DAUGHTER GIVES @SHEPENSBLOG ME A SASSY RESPONSE You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
    via @SHEPENSBLOG
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    Parenting Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack) Presently @presentparent_ My 4yo thinks the ice cream truck is "just a music truck." NO ONE TELL HER
    via @presentparent_
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    The medical staff watching me do my first skin to skin after childbirth. STANTA IG @thatmidwestmom
    via @thatmidwestmom
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    momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1 Any time I'm tempted to give someone unsolicited parenting advice, I think about the time I caught my kid eating out of the garbage, and I keep my mouth shut.
    via @momwithaboysna1
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    Me, getting my kids to bed after 3 songs, 17 stories, 2 potty breaks and 2103 kisses MOMTRANSPARENTING.COM
    via MOMTRANSPARENTING.COM
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    Show me you have a toddler without showing me the toddler Satirical Mommy
    via Satirical Mommy
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    redyellowgreendance @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance I don't know why these at-home workouts aren't working yet, I watch like 6 of these videos a day
    via @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance
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    "I'll never waste my money on dumb stuff ever again!" 2 hours later:
    via parentnormal
  • 19
    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Prayers for my husband who just saw me take three Oreos out of the pantry and said, "I thought you're on a diet?!"
    via @MarriageMartini
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    Breastfeeding in public: First kid: Second kid: @DEATHBYDIAPERS
    via @DEATHBYDIAPERS
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    Becky Vieira | Witty Otter @wittyotter_ Dirty Dancing is a different movie when you watch as a parent. Baby's dad wasn't unreasonable. She was 18 and sneaking around with a Catskills. dance instructor who has anger issues & looks like he's at least 40. Yes, you should be put in a corner. It's called time out, you brat.
    via @wittyotter_
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    @themommyscoop My child who now wears 5T, but their favorite pajamas are 3T
    via @themommyscoop
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    Rachel Figueroa **** @Jewyorican Mix things up by putting framed quotes meant for the kitchen into the bathroom YANKIE CAN LIFE IS SHORT lick THE BOWL
    via @Jewyorican
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    Lucy Huber @clhubes My 2yo literally told me what he wanted for dinner (hot dogs, tomatoes, grapes) went w me to the store to get it, scanned it at self check out BY HIMSELF, cut up the grapes, tomatoes and hot dog with his toddler knife, put it all on his own plate and then... refused to eat dinner.
    via @clhubes
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    Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I tried calling off work this morning but @maryfairyboberry my boss screamed and threw his sippy cup at me and now we're watching Paw Patrol again
    via @maryfairybobrry
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    Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz "can you explain this gap in your resume?" yeah, that was when i felt joy for the only time in my adult life
    via @_RobertSchultz
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    kidversations @kidversations_ 7: 3 is giving me the finger Me: he doesn't know what that means 7: yes he does, I taught him
    via @kidversations_
  • 28
    Dad, I can't swim! Not with that attitude! Parents of the 80s
    via parentnormal
  • 29
    Dating over the age of 25 I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.
    via parentnormal
  • 30
    Me: OK one more book then it's time for bed... My toddler: We're done when I say we're done THE DAD
    via The Dad

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