Top 20 Illegally Itty Bitty Kittens Of The Week To Purrfectly Place In the Palm Of Your Hand (June 22, 2024)

Welcome, welcome, once again, to the most dangerous listicle on the internet! Don't let the title fool you. While it is true that this listicle is full of itty bitty kittens that can indeed fit in the palm of your hand, these kittens are also criminals! These kittens may be smol in size, but they are the biggest criminals out there. They can make us do all kinds of things, and they don't need to do anything but exist for that to happen. They make us aww, they fill us with butterflies of excitement, they make us want to adopt yet another kitten from a shelter.

These tiny criminals even force us to create this listicle each and every week, to showcase the bigger - i.e. the smollest - criminals of the week. This is your warning, guy, proceed into the listicle only if you are ready to face the consequences. And if you find yourself walking to a shelter in an hour or two, do not say that we didn't warn you.

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"I got a new friend!! Need name suggestions!!"

via u/Kerrxng
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02
"I thought I was making a cute picture..."

via u/LesbianFoster

"But gods that angry smol face of him I can't what happened to my sweet little angel all of a sudden… I stopped playing with him for a sec to grab a 'cute' picture so he clearly didn't appreciate that"
03
"Shelter received this baby who proceeded to yell at everyone"

via u/ITookYourChickens
04
"The kitten I am adopting has dwarfism, at almost 2 months old he weighs only a little bit more than a can of Coke. He will be illegal forever!"

via u/dazzleduck

"Thunder (name will probably change, my wife is calling him Ka-chow) was born at the shelter I work at. He has two 'normal' siblings that grew rapidly. Thunder's legs are stuck in the position you see them in, he can't walk but he can still get around… He weighs a whole 400 grams, while his siblings are just hitting 1000. We have a 3D printer so a wheelchair will soon be helping him out!"
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05
"2 weeks since we’ve found our convict. she is so much healthier and happier!"

via u/stinkyshinky
06
"Blue is about to turn 1, but he still thinks he’s a baby"

via u/aeradyren
07
"Update on Queen aka Ms Mustard..."

via u/ACaulkGoblin

"Update on Queen aka Ms Mustard. When Queen arrived with her siblings she weighed just under 10 ounces. Happy to say she pulled through and has now found her furever home with a wonderful adoptee!"
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08
"When your whole pound of mass is comprised of anger"

via u/nmfc1987
09
"I got adopted. Sry for the blurry image, he was blazing for cuddles."

via u/Zhyer
10
"I moved a little while he slept next to me, and now he's awake and looking at me with contempt"

via u/ChefAutomatic7907
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11
"Sweet smol criminal with the sweetest mustache then and now."

via u/xTheGuaterMan
12
"Help! This one and her gang have taken our whole family hostage! We've had no choice but to pamper them for weeks now! We are exhausted!"

via u/colddustgirl
13
"Newest foster inmate is the smolest I've ever seen!"

via u/cosmicpeanut
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14
"Got jumped by a viscous gang"

via u/jnez50
15
"I had to give her a name for her vet appointment so I went with Peach."

via u/Johnny2feet
16
"My sister's new kitten"

via u/commanderTaylor
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17
"We're part of a kitten rescue. This precious baby got dropped off at our house a few nights ago."

via u/chindownknifesharp
18
"Asmodeus just showed up in my driveway this morning"

via u/anagramsoup
19
"Fostering a kitten"

via u/JDValentine
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20
"Rescued from a storm drain last night...."

via u/Fortunecookiegospel