20+ Funniest Names Called Out in Hilarious Memes and Tweets

No name is safe…

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  • Some people have boring names like Bob Smith or Karen Johnson or whatever (no offense Bob and Karen…), and that's just boring. We can't even make funny of you the second we hear your name?? Come on. We need unique funny names like Anita Drinque or Julia Gulia. Life is too serious these days, name your future kid something punny and funny! Have them be the person who puts a smile on the face of everyone they meet simply by existing. Isn't it so much more fun to say hi to your friend Sharon Schmerin or are you seriously going to try and say John Brown is really an exciting person? Listen, if you're named any of the “boring” names we've mentioned, we don't actually think you're boring. We're just saying you're funny do to your personality, not your name. That's cool and all, but wouldn't it be easier to be funny before anyone even meets you? If you need some funny name inspos, these memes and tweets should definitely help! 

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    Perfectly Named People Les McBurney VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER Paul Schwinghammer CONTRACTOR Dr. Chip Silvertooth DENTIST Dr. Lauren Hyman GYNECOLOGIST
    via dadgonefunny
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    Ladies First @LadiesFirst have we tried naming kids after other cheeses or did we just stop at Brie
    via @LadieFirst
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    Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou "What's your name?" "Alexa." "Like the Amazon thing?" "Yes. Like the Amazon thing." *five seconds later* "Alexa, what's the weather today?" every. time.)
    via @AlexaPhilippou
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    DA Dr ASHLEY SEAWRIGHT EYE SPECIALIST
    via punchampion
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    Stacy Fernández (she/her) @StacyFernandezB "What's your name?" "Stacy." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." *Does your mom have it going on?"
    via @StacyFernandezB
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    Cheezburger Image 10364179968
    via punchampion
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    Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking The name Garret is short for Cigarette.
    via @deadmann_walking
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    Ron Swanson Swan Ronson
    via dadgonefunny
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    Demic @KingDemic Soulja Boy not even a Soldier, Dr. Dre aint even a Doctor. Keep it going! @Mattmateee Adele isn't even a computer
    via @KingDemic
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    smartie @m4rticus So I was coaching a basketball camp this week and I asked a kid what his name was and he goes "Weed" and I was like.. ok I guess we're in Austin so not shocking. Anyway I called this child weed for 3 days. turns out he had a speech impediment and his name is Reid..
    via @m4rticus
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    sky NEWS HD LIVE BUSHY RIO OLYMPICS RUNNER AARON FARR 11:04 AFTER BEING CAUGHT UP BY A LARGE WAVE AT FISTRAL BEACH ON THE NORTH-WEST
    via punchampion
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    Spencer Amansick ✪ @spenceramansick Frederick is the best name because it has 6 names in it.
    via @spenceramansick
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    deLeonardio Delacapriladio
    via Your__only__friend__
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    ceo @ceo_revenge had a pilot named Ken yesterday and he introduced himself by saying his job is plane
    via @ceo_revenge
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    Alexander the great Alexander the ok Alexander the meh Just alex
    via @thepunbible
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    Lâu Ra @melaurale So my dads telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me Laura, which if you say it in a Vietnamese accent it's lau-ra, which means "long time to come out"...IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A UCKING PUN
    via @melaurale
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    Substitute teacher Substitute teacher [Reads register] [visible confusion] That one kid whose name is difficult to pronounce i'm here
    via geeky_or_nerdy
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    Asia @AsiaDNYC Taking my husband's last name doesn't mean I'm not a feminist it means I don't want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again
    via @AsiaDNYC
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    Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France CARL BRADBURY Gemma Pell
    via carlbradbury
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    kelly johnson from wisconsin @ohheyohhihello stop naming your babies James. O name him Jame. he is one Jame.
    via @ohheyohhihello
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    fruitrollup fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i
    via @fruitrollup

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