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"going cryptid mode"
You can see it in his eyes, this cat is on a mad one and if you were in the vicinity of this zoomie catto, you would be wise to find a way to hide. Lest you wish to fall victim to the high energy high jinks of a zoomie filled feline. Which, from experience, we can tell you is a very scratchy way to live your life.
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02
"have you considered they know the rules and simply do not care"
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03
"I’m not like other girls I’m worse"
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04
"I can hear this picture"
We all know that one person in our lives who simply cannot contain all the energy in their mind and body, and periodically it simply bursts out in the form of random screams and movements. Usually causing quite the fright for anyone nearby, there is little warning of these outbursts, but in retrospect they are usually rather hilarious and can be forgiven.
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05
"oh they have a reason"
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06
"mission: impawssible"
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07
"your assignment couldn’t be clearer"
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08
"I’m book"
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09
"must kiss the murder baby"
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10
"unclear who could have done this"
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11
"he is doing quality control"
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12
"what’s his net worth"
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13
"futa gonna lose all his street cred"
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14
"he is beauty he is grace he is orange"
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15
"a gassy princess"
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16
"got on my thinking cat"
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17
"the cats are solar powered"
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18
"extremely powerful energy"
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19
"only if you run in circles screeching simultaneously"
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20
"the cat distribution system makes no mistakes"
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21
"the cake thief has logged on"
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22
"he wants you to pass the soap"
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23
"the squeaky wheel gets the crunchies"
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24
"the princess life chose her"
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