24 Feverish Feline Funnies For High Energy Hardworking Hoomans

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  • 01

    "going cryptid mode"

    O dobrydendavid 2y Snapshots of the many times I've caught him on his hind legs.
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  • 02

    "have you considered they know the rules and simply do not care"

    Lena @banalplay one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules
  • 03

    "I’m not like other girls I’m worse"

    dummy @ilikebugs7 him: are you stupid or something me:
  • 04

    "I can hear this picture"

    THIS GUY WON'T SHUT THE CK UP!!!
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  • 05

    "oh they have a reason"

    mr p❤y @_mry I love having cats. sometimes you'll just be hanging out in your house and for no apparent reason a small fluffy being will be pissed at you
  • 06

    "mission: impawssible"

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  • 07

    "your assignment couldn’t be clearer"

    Mark Primiano @Doctor1Hundred She screams and screams until I give her a tiny kiss on the noggin. 3 seconds go by and the screaming returns. G
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  • 08

    "I’m book"

    GODEL, ESCHER, BACH: An Eternal Goldre Braid BILL BRYSON GERAIS, P A Short History of Nearly Everything
  • 09

    "must kiss the murder baby"

    koyaanisqatsi heckler @Arr The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them
  • 10

    "unclear who could have done this"

    anica seelie @AnicaSeelie come on man VALUE SIZE FORMAT ÉCONOMIQUE VOHC Greenies DENTAIRE Catnip Flavour Saveur d'herbe à chat FRESHERS BREATH RAFRAICHIT L'HALE IN TREATS FOR CALIGATIRES POUR CHA NET WT/POIDS NET 277 g (9.75 02) 03
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  • 11

    "he is doing quality control"

    maya kosoff @mekosoff face of a guy who bit a macbook screen so hard he punctured the glass. according to the guy at the apple store he sees this "20 times a week"... many such cases, etc.
  • 12

    "what’s his net worth"

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  • 13

    "futa gonna lose all his street cred"

    laurinha @ecto_fun imagine being a cat gang leader and all the other cats see u get picked up like baby simba on pride rock NHK WORLD JAPAN et This is Futa, the "gang leader.' "
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  • 14

    "he is beauty he is grace he is orange"

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  • 15

    "a gassy princess"

    placeboeffex 130d $307 later to be diagnosed with "she has to fat" Cat Picture EF
  • 16

    "got on my thinking cat"

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  • 17

    "the cats are solar powered"

    PECTRUM lor GRAIN SOLUTIONS Mobile Grain Cleaning Mobile Color Sorter Screenings Purch Aaron Taylor @Tippen22 Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days.
  • 18

    "extremely powerful energy"

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  • 19

    "only if you run in circles screeching simultaneously"

    cuckold jones @cuckcat can i come over and do this
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  • 20

    "the cat distribution system makes no mistakes"

    Dr. Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn I know so many people with cats and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that's like "yeah he just moved in."
  • 21

    "the cake thief has logged on"

    Mugwumpen 10d I went to a cat café. Was told to keep an eye on the white cat, as "He will try to steal your cake" Cat Picture
  • 22

    "he wants you to pass the soap"

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  • 23

    "the squeaky wheel gets the crunchies"

    derek guy ⭑ @dieworkwear it's crazy that cats have survived as a species because of their evolutionary advantage in whining
  • 24

    "the princess life chose her"

    Katie D @Katie Deal99 If my cat only knew how hard I work to provide. her treats and a nice home she would definitely still not care

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