'Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other': Top Cheesy Pickup Lines of the Week (June 26, 2024)

Even the most jaded souls will smirk at the occasional extra cheesy pickup line. There is a kind of inescapable charm about the clever wordplay, the sometimes surprising yet strangely predictable punchlines, and the well-paced delivery. Of course, a good pickup line is always accompanied by someone who knows how to sell it. One has to wonder if folks who work in sales are the best at delivering pickup lines since they are used to dressing basic, underwhelming material up into something greater than the sum of its parts.

This collection of fresh pickup lines ranges from dealing with pop culture references to contemporary twists on classic colloquialisms. If you have more to share, feel free to include them in the comments section below. As we all know, it's summer, which means the singletons are out and about and ready for a meaningful connection. For more lists like this, check out these silly metaphors.

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