40 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (July 2, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jul 2, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

I used to play a dwarf in every campaign we played back in the day. Even when we used to LARP in the forests and fields of my childhood neighborhood, I still played a dwarf, despite being quite a bit taller than the rest of my party (except for the barbarian). I remember spending several days crafting an enormous battle axe out of PVC tubing and foam rubber. That thing was massive, and when you got hit with it—it hurt! (But not as much as getting hit by our barbarian; later we found out he used to hide a broomstick inside the pipe of his PVC sword!)

I made myself a real chainmail armor from about 500 metal rings I found in my dad's shed (he never did realize where they disappeared to), and I had a pretty cool-looking helmet made out of cardboard. The only thing I didn't have was a beard. You try walking around for 6 hours with a fake beard while fighting off thieves and monsters.

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    Me Dnd memes Everyone else
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    Paladin: We aren't adopting the dog. Party: *Adopts the dog anyway* Paladin and Dog the next day:
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    The Library None who venture there ever return. imgflip.com The Barbarian who's been waiting outside for the rest of party for 20 minutes That place is evil.
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    DM Plot hole Magic FLEX PASTE
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    Justice Arman D&D hard mode: no British accents @justice... 1h 94 1784 Justice Arman 516 ↑ @justic....25m I recognize that this is especially difficult for my British friends. In my defense, I did say this was hard mode. 4 27 75 ↑
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    Wizards Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. Basic healing spells There's nothing about this I understand
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    Barbarian: No worries, I have a plan The plan:
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    How Full-Casters & Paladins See Spell Slots Absorb Elements Charm Person Cure Wounds Detect Magic Faerie Fire Goodberry Thunderwave Enhance Ability Flaming Sphere Heat Metal Hold Person Pass without Trace Call Lightning Dispel Magic Meld into Stone Tidal Wave Water Walk Blight Conjure Woodland Beings Locate Creature Polymorph Awaken Conjure Elemental Greater Restoration Mass Cure Wounds Scrying Heal Wall of Thorns Wind Walk SMITE MEDLI20
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    When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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    MY STATS MY BACKSTORY MY EQUIPMENT MY DICE ROLLS
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    DM: "You seem to find yourselves in an antimagic field!" Barbarian: OH NO! ANYWAY
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    DM *sigh*: "OK, you can have the mimic as pet if you roll a nat 20." Player: *rolls* DM: "What did you get?" Player and his pet mimic: 30-
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    When players ask the DM what they have planned for next session: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.
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    When you're the only char without darkvision
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    writing-prompt-s Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they'll die. tumblunni I want to watch this show
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    When you get the party to draw their characters but everyone has different art styles.
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    first time D&D players: I made my character to be a reflection of myself-- Veteran D&D players: r/dndmemes Posted by u/Rook_ ⚫4h.i.redd.it My Current Character is a Piece of Bread That Uses Mage Hand to Carry Itself BRE
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    Demon BBEG Paladin at 1 hp Call an ambulance Level 5 divine smite on a crit But not for me
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    Dm: he hits you Me: how Much damage does he deal? Dm: okay, get in. L
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    Wizard: how did you come across this ring of +3 AC? Rogue (proudly): I STOLE IT
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    201/Kagic Horcard eskiworks Kitten Bee A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.
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    Cheezburger Image 10367546624
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    DM: How are you going to get up there? Halfling Rogue: Well I could maybe try to climb- Barbarian: YEET
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    when you improv the entire session and drop lore you didnt preplan All right, I've gotto write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it.
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    anonymous asked What about a salamancer? A spellcaster who practices amphibian based magic? iguanamouth שה
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    The Party The Dm with a riddle made for 1st graders
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    WHEN THE PALADIN DHUMEMESOFACEBOOK NEEDS INFORMATION FROM THE TAVERN PATRONS imgflip.com
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    A chest that's actually a Mimic A regular chest filled with Gold Pieces Each Gold Piece is a baby Mimic
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    Dm: ok you walk in a room and there's a group of ogres, roll initiative Wizard: nat 20 Dm: ok you go first, what are you going to do Wizard: 3819 Wizard THIN LT 9th level fireball I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
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    How I thought the DM would introduce me How the DM introduced me
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    Spell Slots Warlock لا
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    People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. My 4th lvl Tabaxi monk who can move 240 ft I am Speed TYO OTODAY
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    party: have we got enough rations to reach the mountains? lizardfolk ranger: maybe the real rations are the friends we make along the way hold up
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    ☑trisarahtops-sketches triSarahtops-sketches Idea for a DnD character: Paleontologist necromacer. Source: trisarahtops-sketches
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    Rogue Paladin, why are you looking at me through a fork? Paladin: I'm pretending you're in jail. Rogue Why? Paladin: It's spiritually healing.
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    ALL HAIL TIAMAT! maflip.com
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    Me and the boys trying to outpizza the hut
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    DM: the winter wolves hulking figures hang over you, icey mist billows from there flashed jaws as they- All Druid party: * All simultaneously roll for animal handling and of course all roll absurdly high DM: *sighs Winter wolves:
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    The Party: *about to be TPK'd* imgflip.com The retired adventurer NPC who they did a quest for earlier Oh, I don't think so.
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    When the artificer and paladin team up to kill heretics from 1500 yards away
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