29 Witty Parenting Memes to Survive the Summer Heat

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    When you're looking for an adult to handle the situation and realize that you're the adult
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    SHE BELIEVED SHE COULD BUT SHE WAS really tired, SHE DIDN'T.
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    Non-Parent: "Any plans this weekend?" Parents: @MOMOFIANDDONE
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    Trying to be a nurturing mom on 4 hours of sleep
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    Don't like the way the medicine tastes? Fine don't take and stay sick. See if I fckn care, now go clean your rooms
  • 06
    When a parent tells me that their kid is an angel. (Whispering] So was Lucifer.
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    When you have to sneeze right after doing your mascara.
  • 08
    When your best friend started their summer diet before you did
  • 09
    when you look cute but you're not summer ready
  • 10
    HAVE YOU HEARD OF A SWEAR JAR? I STARTED A MOM JAR. THE KIDS HAVE TO PUT IN $1.00 EVERY TIME THEY SAY "MOM". I'M UP TO $59 MILLION. WE STARTED 30 MINUTES AGO.
  • 11
    As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now, we're like... "Ooooohhhh."
  • 12
    ig: olliethreads @olliethreads after a couple of slices of pizza, my 3 year old bursts into tears and says "my mouth wants more but my tummy doesn't" i've never related to anything more
  • 13
    WHEN YOU ASK NICELY 20 TIMES AND IT DOESN'T GET DONE. THEN YOU YELL, AND THEY ASK WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS YELLING. mommy.meds
  • 14
    Playtime is OVER
  • 15
    artkat: despairnaeqami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder SLEEPY VS. TIRED
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    PLEASE, MY SON, HE IS VERY SICK
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    Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn't be passing laws about women's bodies.
  • 18
    Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [date pulls away from kissing] what do you say we take this to the bedroom me: [stamps foot down] but I'm not tired
  • 19
    Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
  • 20
    Me, getting ready for another day of unconditional motherly love @bumpbabyandyou @thegentlecounsellor
  • 21
    Moms: I need you to try on these shoes to make sure they fit. Every kid: @MOMMYMEME JEANS
  • 22
    I'M A TROPHY WIFE... first T &half BUT LIKE, A PARTICIPATION TROPHY. made with mematic
  • 23
    Lyra, Esq, is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB Me and the girlies on the way to see Dune 2, a movie about a spice world
  • 24
    The look of disappointment on Belle's face when her 10ft tall pitbull turned into some guy
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    Kelly_Bandas @Kelly_Bandas Summer is fun because instead of my kids having to wake up at 6am to rush around and get ready for school, they wake up at 6am and get to have the whole entire day to fight.
  • 26
    Right now my kids are laughing and playing together beautifully. Or as I like to call it, "pre-fighting."
  • 27
    Kids imagining what life would be like at 40. I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk. Rita Monaghan, 9 I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die. Jennifer Turner, 8 Dolore
  • 28
    The Onion 1 d. theonion.com Company Designates Special Room Where Women Can Moan In Pain
  • 29
    IDON'T BUT LET COOK, ME TF IDON'T Y CLEAN WAP Л

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