Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable ‘You Can’t Argue With That’ Posts That Are Only Technically True (July 5, 2024)
You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct. In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct—that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if your answer was complete nonsense.
Feeling like the conversation is running away from you? Just say something that is technically correct, even if it doesn't actually makes any sense, and you're golden! that's the main rule of the internet - Nobody cares if it's right or wrong, as long as you say something funny (and preferably devastating) that leaves your opponent with no ammo to fire back. Whether you like it or not, Being witty is better than being correct.
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He is asking for a kick in the nuts
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She looks mad
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Not a kangaroo
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He wasn't lying. He was just cheating
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Blah!
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Wait... most?
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I hope that doesm't happem to ne!
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Malphabet
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There should be a big iron E' next to it
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Technology has gone too far
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Well, it is!
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Wise words
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Oh the humanity
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Clever cat
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Check mate Furgle Burgle!
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Skibidi
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I'm gonna stop eating
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You win this round, Denise
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Like and share
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Way over half
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Look at those people infested cities!
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You can end up in physics prison
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Easiest riddle ever!
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What a strange question
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Still a classic after all these years
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Technically I can jump higher than the statue of liberty
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Give her the keys to the planet!
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Great job!
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Toyota has stopped responding
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Well, not you specifically, but yeah
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Too specific
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