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"Phil went D R I L L"
They say that much like hooman children, our canine children take on certain parts of our pawsonalities. It seems that the dog on the right might have taken a bit more from his funny father than the dog on the left, who seems to be more than used to tolerating such silliness as only his mother knows how to.
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"At least this time doggo does an apology for the bamboozle!"
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"Doggo is alerted to the magical quack quack doggo"
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"gib pupper the yum rope"
Dog mamas are built from a different material than doggo daddies. This is most evident because dog mamas are 65% less likely to give in to canine cravings such as the one pictured above however, doggo daddies have been known to be absolute suckers for a cute canine craving face. So i you have ever wondered who has been secretly overfeeding your dog, you know who to blame…
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"It's really golly simple frens, just step into the happ, and let doggo fall on ur lap"
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"sometimes you've just had enough dilly dallying and it's time for a belly roob and a treato!"
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"Pupper goes from smol to lorge, thanks to McDognalds most pupular item, chimken nuggers."
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"Corgo does a heckin educate to pupper on one of the crucial doggo moves, the blep."
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"You got this fren!!! When times are ruff, we mist pawsevere. also gib treat?"
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"Henry always gets a bit...excited, but Jessica stays grounded."
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"Saw puppo doin a levitate, will he gets his treatos?"
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"Nurse Oliver needs to inspect your bones for this check pup. Do not worry, you can trust the dogtors."
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"he does not bork but quacks instead and likes to attempt to destroy soft surfaces in the house. Many happs will be had."
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"BORKING NEWS: A mud explosion has created critical mud attacs on the just minutes ago pristine white freshly bathed"
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"I once was smol"
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"The specialized team will do their best to save the box of chimken nuggs you brought from McDognalds but they cannot make any promises"
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"Doggo meets skip hop pupper, a boop ensues. Have you done a boop today?"
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"Today was even better day for pupper than yesterday"
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"Boone the very good boy could clearly not be more excited to have a little brother."
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"Pupper does a heckin womder about the bootiful world below and all the adorable bamboozles pupper can make"
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"Do we agree?"
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"Pupper livin the good life"
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"They better do a gib simce the goodbois dont have much time. 1 human minute waiting is 7 minutes for the doggos"
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"Rule 13 in the doggo accords: Thou shalt always point out the nearest doggo"
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"From Smol to Lorge, the most wonderful transitiom on earth. Pupper grows big and stronk"
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