31 Relatable Parenting Memes Filled with First-Time Mom Fun

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    Moms wondering where all the shampoo went PRINCESS 7 year olds making potions in the tub
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    Kids getting ready for the 5 min ride Mommy Owl
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    Kids the second you clean the windows @merrittalbliss
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    "whats in your mouth? open your mouth!" every toddler ever:
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    My toddler: I DO IT MYSELF!!! *20 mins later* @thestinkerbell
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    @madmommies 91 my two year old me minding my own business on the couch L
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    When your kids ask you to play with them at the park. 70
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    Dinner with toddlers be like @rachelnicolefit
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    Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    When you give your toddler the wrong color plate USMC
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    That awkward moment when open up a snack and realize that your kid is right there behind you: @stellaonmymind
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    EATING A MEAL I'VE SPENT AN HOUR MAKING DRINKING BATH WATER THEY'VE JUST PEED IN mgflip.com TODDLER TODDLER
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal I dropped off some paperwork at coworker's house last night. I guess he hadn't mentioned I was coming & one of his kids asked me who I was. They were eating dinner so I said, "I'm the food police. I'm making sure everyone is eating their vegetables." That broccoli was gone, man.
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    When your kid hurts themselves doing something you told them not to BAD Yes, very sad Anyway
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    My kid: "Can we go to the park?" Me: "Tomorrow, ok?" My kid as soon as I open my eyes: I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    THEY SHOULD MAKE A MEDAL FOR PARENTS WHO CAN GET THEIR KIDS IN BED AND ASLEEP WITHIN 20 MINS. @relaxingmommy
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    When you hear the toy box dump out @tank.sinatra
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    Bella Marie 3d +Follow My son keep watching stuff on his iPad in Spanish no wonder he don't listen to me he don't even speak English
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    HOW DAD ARE YOU? "Guess it's free then." (when a cashier has trouble scanning an item) "Found it!" (after pointing a stud finder at your chest) "Looks like we'll have to amputate." (when a kid has a minor injury) "Let's rock and roll." (when it's time to leave) "Did you fall in?" (when a kid takes too long in the bathroom) "No, your other right." (when someone mistakes left for right) "What's the damage?" (before looking at a bill) "Can you do mine next?" (when seeing a neighbor washing their ca
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    human aaron @humanaaron Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now
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    Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When you're a kid you think coffee is the most adult drink Then as a teenager you think alcohol is really the cool adult drink. Then you finally become an adult and realize that all along, it was water. Water is the ultimate adult drink.
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    I just want my house clean enough so that if someone drops by unexpectedly it doesn't look like we're six days into battling a poltergeist.
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Son: daddy can we have ice cream before dinner Me: absolutely not Son: can we have ice cream like 15 seconds after dinner and way closer to bed time Me: definitely
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    louise @pothole never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume
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    Kids After Bedtime I need to pee I'm thirsty mama I'm so scared
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    when you're trying to dress your toddler @hellbound fromma Photol
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried I don't know why I get so excited when my kids finally go to bed, it's not like I have the energy to do anything fun.
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    When your toddler has a tantrum over nothing Why are you the way that you are?
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    Me at 45 sending pics from the cruise ship to my friends because they waited til they was 38 to have children and mine are grown.
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    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I assumed having a second child would give the first someone to play with. So that was naive. What they do doesn't sound like playing at all. It sounds like attempted murder...
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    Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner Me, with 1 child: Ok, that's enough TV! Your episode of Daniel Tiger is over. We don't want to overdo it. Let's go to pumpkin patch and then finger paint Me, with 3 kids: I will give you a box of fruit snacks and some Doritos if you watch Toy Story 1, 2, 3, & 4 straight through
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