30 Healthy Matrimony Memes for Loyal Ladies Annoyed With Hubby But Still in Love (July 10, 2024)

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    The thing my wife leaves in the shower drain for me to clean out @classicdadmoves
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    MOM. WHINE. Mom. Whine.Repeat REPEAT. @MomWhineRepeat I'm wearing bat leggings and a bat headband so I told my husband I was Bat Lady and he said "More like Batshit Crazy" and in unrelated news he's sleeping on the couch tonight. 11:30 AM 10/31/21 Twitter for iPhone . ...
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    When I ask my husband to take a photo of me @momsbehavingbadly When he asks me to take a photo of him
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    That Mom Tho @mom_tho accidentally used my husbands body wash and now i don't move out of the way when someone's walking toward me
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    When you thought you were done arguing, but then you hear him mumble something under his breath... mb marriagebliss.com
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    WHEN YOU SEE ME ACTING UP THIS SUMMER, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. I DESERVE IT.
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    Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.
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    Marriage: Understanding exactly what your wife means when she says "We're having dinner with what's-their-face tonight. So can you pick up that thing from that place?" mb marriagebliss.com
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    DOES ANYONE ELSE STAY UP LATE PURELY TO RECOUP TIME THEY NEED ALONE?
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    I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, BUT YOU'RE A GREAT GARDENER. THAT PLANT SHOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER.
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    ROYA Deena Lang PAIN @itsdeenalang Getting out of the shower like "tonight I'm gonna wear my GOOD $4 tank top cause my husband deserves the effort"
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    WHEN MY WIFE IS MAD AT ME I TIGHTEN ALL THE JAR LIDS SO mb SHE HAS TO TALK TO ME marriagebliss.com
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    Ann Marie Sorg 1d Walkin around my house like who the closed last night
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    McDad @mcdadstuff Whenever I hear my wife banging things around in some other part of the house, I know something is my fault or is going to be my fault 600
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    I JUST WANT A COVERED PORCH SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE IN THUNDERSTORMS LIKE AN OLD LADY WITH MY COFFEE AND MUMBLE "WE NEEDED THIS"
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    My husband walking past the dishes in the sink. mb marriagebliss.com
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    Jodie Utter @JodieUtter The only thing I know for sure is you had better watch that garage door go down or you'll never remember whether or not you closed it. Save yourself a u-turn, babe.
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    THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING OVER 40 IS THAT WE DID ALL OUR STUPID STUFF BEFORE THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET... SO THERE'S NO PROOF.
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    NOT ONLY DID MY HUSBAND MAKE PLANS FOR US TO GO TO A BBQ TODAY WITHOUT TELLING ME. snarky breeders HE ALSO FAILED TO MENTION THAT THEY DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING. I'M THE SALTIEST @snarkybreeders HERE.
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    I saw this woman with a glass of white wine in the middle of Marshall's and I'm honestly still not over it share
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    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl i don't care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides
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    I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. mb She looked surprised...
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    Cheating should affect your credit score. If Susan can't trust you, why should Nationwide.
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    Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy Me: Should we have macaroni salad or potato salad at the BBQ? @sixfootcandy Husband: Can we talk about this when we're not having ?
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    OPE Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope Midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the BBQ so you don't offend whoever made the stuff you didn't eat
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    WHEN SHE ASKS FOR A BITE OF YOUR FOOD AFTER SHE SAID SHE WASN'T HUNGRY. mb marriagebliss.com
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    Every father over 40 years old tonight
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    Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Do other people's Thanksgivings operate the way my house did where dinner might be ready any time between 3pm and 9:30pm and the people cooking get very angry if you ask
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    Vision Bored @VisionBored1 Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: you're in the bath and you're drunk again
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    Marriage: Where every day is a new adventure with your favorite person. mb marriagebliss.com

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