Unlock Some Hidden 1984 Memories with This Nostalgic TV Guide Edition

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  • 01

    Airwolf, Call to Glory

    EARLY STARTERS Airwolf Airwolf is a futuristic combat helicopter, a high-tech hummingbird that can hover and dart, fire heat-seeking rockets and fly at supersonic speeds. But only String- fellow Hawke (Jan-Michael Vincent) can handle it. Aided by Dominic (Ernest Borg- nine), a fellow chopper pilot, Hawke flies dangerous missions for The Firm, a secret agency headed by Michael Archangel (Alex Cord). When he's not working, the reclusive Hawke repairs to his mountain retreat, where he serenades eag
  • 02

    Night Court, Riptide

    RetroRamblings.com EARLY STARTERS Night Court No offense, Judge Wapner, but if we must go to court, let it be this one. The judge (Harry Anderson) is a doll; the defense attorney (Shelley Hack) is a dish; the as- sistant DA (John Larroquette) is a put-down artist; the court clerk (Charlie Robinson) is a tough guy; the court matron (Selma Dia- mond) is a character. And then there's the bailiff, Bull Shannon (Richard Moll). He's 6-feet-8; he weighs 240; he's bald. The poor guy just can't win. In o
  • 03

    Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Blunders, Kate & Allie

    RetroRamblings.com Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Blunders Welcome to Fool-Ups, Blips & Blenders-whoops! We've made a boo-boo. But that's what this show is all about. A man shingling a house leans over to pick up a tool on his scaffold-which suddenly collapses. On the set of Oh Madeline, a slightly confused woman spectator wanders onto the stage and into the middle of a scene; Madeline Kahn stands there with her mouth open. Hosts Steve Lawrence and Don Rickles add their own goofy banter to the material the
  • 04

    Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer, TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes

    EARLY STARTERS Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer Listen good. You'd better watch this I show. Because if you don't, Mike Ham- mer (Stacy Keach) might pull out his Betsy and put a slug in your gut. This guy is tougher than Mr. T's hairdresser. Hammer's a private eye. Lives in New York. Likes the Knicks. He's got a sec- retary, Velda (Lindsay Bloom), who keeps on him to quit smoking. He used to like his smokes the way he likes his women-so round, so firm, so fully packed. And one woman especially- The
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    Partners in Crime

    RetroRamblings.com Partners in Crime Raymond Dashiell Caulfield, a private detective, has been murdered-and has left an unusual will. He's bequeathed his San Francisco agency and his Victorian mansion to his two ex- wives, Carole Stanwyck (Lynda Carter) and Sydney Kovak (Loni An- derson). Carole is a free-lance photographer. Successful? Let's just say she does a lot of weddings and bar mitzvahs. Sydney, who plays bass fiddle, is an aspiring concert musician. Successful? You guessed it: weddings
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    Cover Up

    RetroRamblings.com Cover Up Psst! Over here. In the shadows. They wouldn't give us the pilot for this one. But we have our sources. Cover Up, says our informant, is about two globe-trotting private investigators named Mac Harper (Jon-Erik Hexum) and Danielle Reynolds (Jennifer O'Neill). "Mac," our source whispered, "used to be in the Special Forces. Dani is the beautiful widow of a murdered intelligence officer." Nice work, we said admiringly; what else do you know? "Well," said Deep Larynx, sli
  • 07

    Finder of Lost Loves

    RetroRamblingo.com SATURDAY Finder of Lost Loves Do you have a lost love a what-if, whatever-happened-to, once-upon-a-time sweetheart? Come on, admit it: sure you do. And have you ever wondered what it would be like to renew that magical romance? Probably not more than two or three times a day. And you thought no one knew about your secret fantasy, eh? Well, Aaron Spelling knows. The man whose companies have developed such blockbuster series as The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Dynasty, Hart to Har
  • 08

    Punky Brewster

    SUNDAY 38 RetroRamblings.com Punky Brewster Henry Warnimont (George Gaynes) is a crusty old coot who manages an apart- ment building in Chi- cago. One day a ten- ant, Mrs. Johnson (Susie Garrett). hears noises coming from a va- cant apartment. Yoicks! Is it a tramp, an escaped convict, a sex maniac? Not ex- actly-it's a Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye), a 7-year-old moppet with worn jeans, pigtails and a smudged face. She has been abandoned. Now, Henry may be crusty and fusty, but he is not ent
  • 09

    Hot Pursuit

    RetroRamblings.com SATURDAY Remember The Fugitive? David Janssen, as the unjustly accused Dr. Richard Kimble, was always on the run. Hot Pursuit is The Fugitive with a twist. Kate Wyler (Kerrie Keane) is a beautiful automotive engineer who's been framed for murder, sentenced to life imprisonment and rescued from custody by her husband, Jim (Eric Pierpoint). They are wanted not only by the law, but by Estelle Modrian (Dina Merrill), the scheming widow who engineered the frame-and has sent her own
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    Street Hawk

    MONDAY Street Hawk Remember CHiPs? It's amazing how things go in cycles- especially on this new series. Meet Street Hawk, about a cop who secretly works for the Feds, chasing crooks on a $3-mil- lion computerized motorcycle. Wow, what a bike! It can stop on a dime, hyper-thrust to 300 mph, shoot 30 me- ters straight up in the air-this fancy scoot- er can even do back flips! But Norman Tuttle (Joe Regalbuto). Street Hawk's engi- neer, doesn't think Jesse Mach (Rex Smith) is the right person to ri
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    Murder, She Wrote

    RetroRamblings.com SUNDAY Murder, The morning after a party, a man is found floating in the swimming pool-murdered. This looks like a case for Sherlock Holmes. But it's She Wrote Sherlock Holmes who's been murdered! This was a costume party at the country home of a publisher, and guests were invited to come as their favorite fictional characters. So-whodunit? Was it The Count of Monte Cristo? Humpty Dumpty? Ebenezer Scrooge? Did the butler do it? We'll tell you who didn't do it: Cinderella's Fai
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    E/R

    TUESDAY RetroRamblings.com OLIC E/R 42 Welcome to the fun-filled emergency room of the Clark Street Hospital in Chicago. Dr. Howard Sheinfeld (Elliott Gould), an ear-nose-and-throat specialist, is moonlighting here so he can keep up with alimony payments to his first wife, not to mention separation payments to his second wife. Maria (Shuko Akune), the receptionist, is ordering pizza, and Fred the cop (Bruce A. Young) is making a date with Maria. Jerry the drunk is sleeping it off in Bed 1. Head
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    Three's a Crowd

    RetroRamblings.com 21 TOTOJA Three's a Jack: "I'll start breakfast right away." Vicky: "You know what I'd like?" Jack: "Yeah. But let's have breakfast first." When you hear lines like Crowd those, you know what time it is-time for Three's Company, the farce in which a single guy shares an apartment with two single women. But, in fact, that time has come and gone. After eight seasons, Chrissy and Janet (not to mention Cindy and Terri) have moved on, and it's a whole new scene for Jack Tripper (Jo
  • 14

    Jessie

    RetroRamblings.com TUESDAY Jessie For millions of fans, Lindsay Wagner is The Bionic Woman, a lady who can outrun a horse, lift a car with her right arm and hear a pin drop in the next county. (Well, almost.) In this new series her muscle is strictly mental: she plays Dr. Jessie Hayden, a staff psychiatrist with a metropolitan police department. Jessie will match wits with psychopathic killers, work with trou- bled kids and find herself in the middle of tense hostage negotiations. She'll need al
  • 15

    Paper Dolls

    RetroRamblings.com TUESDAY If Dynasty married "Princess Daisy," its offspring would be a gor- geous, glamorous, large-cast series called Paper Dolls. Actually, this is a series version of 1982's Nielsen-grabbing TV-movie about two dazzling young beauties in the glitzy, high-powered world of mod- eling. The girls are Taryn Blake (Nicolette Sheridan), a top cover girl at 16 but already blasé and spoiled; and Laurie Caswell (Terry Farrell). also 16, the innocent, breathtaking newcomer. Swirling aro
  • 16

    Charles in Charge

    RetroRamblings.com WEDNESDAY Charles in Charge TV GUIDE SEPTEMBER 8. 1984 Charles (Scott Baio). 19. is a college student. In return for room and board, he's become a live-in helper for Jill and Stan Pem- broke (Julie Cobb, James Widdoes). He is in charge of their three children: Jason, 10 (Michael Pearlman); Douglas, 12 (Jon- athan Ward); and Lila. 14 (April Lerman). The kids are perfectly normal: Jason is bright and sunny and likes sports: Douglas wears ghoulish rubber face masks and describes
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    Dreams

    RetroRamblings.com WEDNESDAY "For a change, I'd like to have a girl that I can't have." That's an apt line for Gino Minelli: he's played by John Stamos, the teen idol formerly of General Hospital. In this half-hour comedy, Stamos is one of five young Philadelphians who are trying to make it as a rock band. Gino is the lead singer, lead guitarist and a human magnet for groupies; Martha (Jami Gertz) is a singer; Phil (Cain Devore) plays guitar; Weiner (Albert Macklin) is keyboardist and resident j
  • 18

    Highway to Heaven

    WEDNESDAY Highway to Michael Landon is an angel. Well, we don't know what he's really like, but in this series he's an angel. As Jonathan Smith, his Heaven assignment on earth is to help people and to teach them to be kind to one another. That's a pretty tall order in itself, but Jonathan seems to have yet another mission, and that is to repeat every platitude known to man. He's good at both of these herculean tasks. As Jonathan says, never underestimate the power of love. In just one of his mis
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    It's Your Move

    RetroRamblings.com WEDNESDAY How to describe Matthew Burton (Jason Bateman)? Think of Dennis the Menace; think of Machiavelli; better yet, think of J.R. Ewing as a 14-year-old boy. Frightening, isn't it? But that's Matthew; this kid is so slick he makes Teflon look like Velcro. Matthew lives in a California apartment with his foxy mother, Eileen (Caren Kaye), and his sister. Julie (Tricia Cast), 16. Matt thinks his mother should marry lumber dealer Mort Stumpelrutt ("A woman is just a woman, but
  • 20

    People Do Craziest Things

    RetroRamblings.com TV GUIDE SEPTEMBER 8, 1984 THURSDAY People Do the Craziest Things In the powder room of a Florida nightclub, the producers of this series placed a male statue with a movable fig leaf-and a sign warning women not to move it. A woman comes in and glances at the statue. She looks away. She powders her nose. She looks again. Finally, she can't resist. She rais- es the fig leaf-and a bell goes off in the. nightclub, where everyone else is in on the gag. In an- other segment, people
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    Who's the Boss?

    RetroRamblings.com THURSDAY Who's the Boss? 62 Real men do too eat quiche. They also do windows and shoot hoops. That's the message of this half-hour comedy, in which a beautiful advertising executive with a 7-year-old son hires a live-in housekeeper with a 10-year-old daughter. The executive is divorced Angela Bower (Judith Light); her housekeeper is hunky Tony Micelli (Tony Danza). Tony needs the job and his daughter, Samantha (Alyssa Milano), a tomboyish cutie, needs a decent place to grow up
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    The Cosby Show

    THURSDAY RetroRamblings.com The Cosby Show "Son," says Dr. Cliff Huxtable (Bill Cosby), "your mother asked me to come up here and kill you." With lines like that. The Cosby Show is sure to attract an audience of attentive parents. The son who needs "killing" in this half-hour comedy is Theodore. 14 (Malcolm-Jamal Warner), who has just brought home a report card sporting four D's. We will also meet Denise, 16 (Lisa Bonet): Vanessa, 9 (Tempest Bledsoe); and Rudy, 5 (Keshia Knight Pulliam). Cosby p
  • 23

    Glitter

    RetroRamblings.com THURSDAY T Glitter Let's sit in on a staff meeting of Glitter, "the hottest magazine on the newsstands." The editor is looking at a photo. "How long ago was this picture of Phyllis Diller taken?" A photographer answers, "Last week-and it's Boy George." Now for the hot stories. A notorious madam is dying at a hospital, two estranged movie stars are getting back together for a film, and a senator has a secret. Glitter's reporters (including David Birney, Morgan Brittany and Chri
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    V

    FRIDAY V Vis NBC's favorite let- ter of the alphabet. The network's 1983 mini- series was such a whopping hit that it came back with a six- hour sequel last May. And that did so well that Vis now a series. But here's a question for you, trivia fans: what does that V stand for, anyway? By now most people know the story: V is about ali- ens who come to earth under friendly pre- texts, looking just like humans. But under- neath they're really disgusting lizards who want our water-and they want us f
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    Hunter

    FRIDAY Hunter You've got to like Det. Sgt. Rick Hunter (former NFL grid star Fred Dryer). He looks like Richard Widmark and talks like Clint Eastwood. Further- more, he's an honest cop. How can you not like a guy like that? Just ask Capt. Lester Cain (Arthur Rosenberg), a martinet who doesn't like Hunter's unorthodox methods or his habit of demolishing police vehicles; he re- Iwards Hunter by replac- ing the cars with today's special from Rent-a- Wreck. To avoid getting teamed with an apple- pol
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    Hawaiian Heat

    RetroRamblings.com FRIDAY Heat Are you ready for Sheboygan jokes? Here's one: "You know why dogs Hawaiian from Sheboygan have flat noses? They keep chasing after parked cars." Officer Andy Senkowski (Jeff McCracken) tells that one to distract a crazed guy in a bar. Later on, Andy's partner, Mac Riley (Robert Ginty), offers this one: "You know what they call a 35-year-old guy from Sheboygan who's in the fourth grade? A prodigy." Mac and Andy are Chicago cops who hate being cops in Chicago. One da
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    Miami Vice

    RetroRamblings.com FRIDAY Miami Vice 72 Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson) lives in Miami, drives a hopped-up sports car and sleeps on a 40-foot sloop in a marina. He has a pet on board- a 10-foot alligator named Elvis. Known to the locals as an ocean guide, Sonny seems to live the good life. But do not be deceived: in this offbeat crime drama, things are seamier than they seem. Crockett is an undercover vice detective. His pursuit of a Colombian drug kingpin will lead Sonny to team up with Ricardo Tu

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