A Critical Hit of 31 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Barbarians, Clerics, and Druids Rolling a Natural 20 (July 13, 2024)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Jul 13, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

As your party pierces through the heavily wooded tree line, all but your wizard are startled by what you've encountered. Slippery, uneven, and covered in broken corners, a narrow stairwell lies before you, carved into the steep mountainside like an evil, obsidian ladder to the heavens. Shrouded by a dense mist, the wonders above lie beyond your sight, but all signs on the magic map you acquired by the random traveler in your last session point this way. Although most of your party is running low on supplies, companions, and fireballs from that accidental L10 forest troll encounter, the party deliberates on the likelihood of survival if you continue onward. 

According to the map, up above there's a tavern that will replenish the party's strength, but like all maps, there's a foul beast drawn in the corner of the mountains that leads you to believe there's something evil afoot. But as your DM notes, you've ignored that decorative emblem.

With -5 charisma, your barbarian charges forward, climbing the stairwell with unbridled fortitude and the rest of the party reluctantly follows. As their feet slip on gravelly steps and moisture wicks between their fingers and the handrail, the party can almost taste the delicious ales that lie before them. That is… until they hear a thunderous bellow that shakes the mountain beneath them. Leathery wings cover what little sunshine peaks through the mist and the world goes dark just before glowing a flaming red. I guess the dragon emblem wasn't just decor…

And once again, this party prepares for a TPK at the hands of their mischievously creative DM.

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    This is exactly the kind of that DMs have to research because of their dumbass #DnD players Aerodynamics of a Cow
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    D Haven't prepped the session because I'm stressed Stressed because I haven't prepped the session
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    My friends enjoying their ongoing D&D game My inconvenient work schedule
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    b&b d&d d&b b&d
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    DM TRYING TO RUN A SESSION SINGLE EVERY NPC THE PARTY THAT EVER MET
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    When your AC is high but the DM tells you to make a dexterity saving throw. *** @mydnd20 *Sad platemail noises*
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    David vs. Goliath Histories first reported critical hit BOOM Headshot
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    Player: Druids are lame. What could they possibly do against a city? GM: Hmm. I guess there is one way to find out! Mar 4 Raccoon King Declares War On Toronto "Soon Toronto will be ashes, and only the Raccoon will " reign supreme." -King Squishems
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    RD CLAK! [LAK! CLAK! 00000 CLAK! S S m HON DDS AH!
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    WHEN THE DM REMINDS YOU OF YOUR OPTIONS WHEN YOU'RE THE LAST PC STANDING CRYING IS A FREE ACTION
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    Media: The average adult spends $255 per year on their hobbies
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    Our new DM Our forever DM finally getting to play one his broken builds
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    Told the mages guild that I'd work on my casting but I didn't say which kind!
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    When your players kill all of your NPCs but at least everyone finally found time to play D&D I have never, ever been happier.
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    oil The party's first dungeon Let's go. In and out. 20 minute adventure. *5 real world months later*
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    when everyone goes to sleep but then the dm says your name please say sike
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    When you play an evil aligned character whose flaw is being overly polite @QhorinHalfman HI! SOMEONE IS ON IN YOUR HOME NOW! It is: Too LATE To: ESCAPE
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    King: We are entering a dark and sinister age! We need heroes. Steadfast, clever, and above all deadly! Even then, they have only a slight hope of saving the realm... The D&D party that shows up: RUN DMG
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    ROGUE: *MAKES RECKLESS DECISION* THE REST OF THE PARTY THE DM
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    The DM: Are you sure you wanna pick up the goblet? The Rogue: Duh. It's probably worth a fortune, of course I pick it u- The DM: Make a Wisdom saving throw. The Rogue:
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    *crouches to go into stealth* 19.00 ة بابا い ει the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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    "Do you enjoy doing math?" "I do not." "How about live improv?" "Not at all." "Okay... but what if there are dragons?" "...keep talking." cryoverkiltmilk Follow #it took me a very long time to realize this was a dnd post #was just like 'yeah if they added dragons in math I would actually do math yeah good stuff'
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    WIZARD Hey, is this building made of wood? DM It appears to be made of wood, yes...
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    I present to you... The Amerikocra! "Every action is a free action!" Oversæt Tweet
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    Every Dungeons and Dragons character at some point in their adventuring career Are y'all with the cult?
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    DM 2 damage level one wizard
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    When there's no payout for saving the village but you wrote 'lawful good' on your alignment YOUR YOU CHARACTER imaflin com That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy.
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    Wife: How was your DND session? The DND session: 900 9900 1 C- 99:932 Me: Oh pretty average but I enjoyed it.
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    List of war crimes From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It has b This list is incomplete; you can help by adding my D&D Party Don't mind if I do.
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    I CAST NON-MAGIC MISSILE
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    Company with poor management Company with good management @FireballTheory- Bunch of D&D players trying to open a door
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