34 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost (July 22, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jul 22, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

Here are just a few things that happened to my friends and me while we were LARPing. My brother, who always played a thief, found a really good hiding spot on top of a tree. He waited in the shadows for groups of adventurers to pass below and then jumped behind the last person in the group, quietly backstabbing them and taking all their money. This worked like a charm until one night he miscalculated his jump and took a sword straight in the eye. Sure, it was just PVC tubing covered in foam, but it still caused substantial damage, and my brother had to be rushed to the hospital, nearly losing his eye.

Another friend took a wrong step and fell off a small cliff, breaking her leg, and another friend got arrested because a random police car went on patrol and came across a teenager wearing a dress running through an orchard while waving a big stick. When they stopped him and asked what the strange white powder he had in a pouch on his waist was, the idiot said, "It's just magic powder."

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  • 01
    Text Memes What do you call the unfair advantage undead have in a necropolis? Wight privilege.
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    Paladin: We need that sword but there is no way to get it Rogue: We could always steal it. Also Rogue remembering that the Paladin is LG: @4d6_drop_lowest For legal reasons, that's a joke.
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    Innocent looking statue Roll Initiative
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    Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. This week's session is cancelled. D
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    Creating a character starting with their class Creating a character starting with their backstory Creating a character starting with a funny voice you wanted to do
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    I'm at the point in my life where I know I should advance the main quest, but instead I around doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I haven't leveled up enough to handle it..
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    I DIDN'T ASK HOW BIG THE ROOM WAS I SAID I CAST FIREBALL imgflip.com
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    Lawful Neutral Chantic Good Good Lawful Neutral True Chastic Neutral Neutral 24 Roll PACK Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chantic Evil If you've never played D&D (or pretty much any tabletop rpg) and don't quite understand the alignment system, this is the best damn explanation I've ever seen. I'm Lawful Good. A paladin of poop, if you will.
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    witchdoodle the only valid d&d experience dm: this npc's name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco
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    viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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    When the paladin threatens to smite you for burning down an entire village so you fly 15ft off the ground and he becomes useless I see no God up here Other than ME
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    3 months ago Every D&D campaign I've ever played in has been marked by the players' inability to perform simple tasks. The party can't so much as buy sandwiches without seducing a goat, killing the mayor, and opening a portal to hell in the town square. Then initiative is rolled and suddenly they're a flawless death squad that could kill God.
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    Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End @billy_bones Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the death of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF
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    When the NPC you like has items that you want: Shame
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    WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Having metal dice
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    DM: No, you cant have a cat sidekick with a gun, he doesnt even have hands Me: Mr Snuggems doesnt need hands!
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    The party when they sacrifice. humans, burn down a village and torch the countryside in their quest to destroy a Lich 9 Well boys, we did it. Evil is no more.
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    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    Bobbins searches the cave. you FIND A GLOWING ROCK- I take the rock, and- I FOUND A SPECIAL ROCK!!! MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW. uh- oh! HARI DRAWS
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    How I remember it looking How it really looked
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    When the DM texts to say the game is canceled DND my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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    DMS WHO TELL WONDERFUL STORIES DMS WHO RUN CHALLENGING COMBAT fb.com/dndmemes DMS WHO DO SILLY VOKES FOR ALL THE NPES
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    THE FACE YOU MAKE AFTER FINDING A NEW ITEM AND THE DM ONLY DESCRIBES IT AS "GIVING OFF A MYSTERIOUS AURA"
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    When you're a Two-Handed Barbarian who can't cast a single spell and you're waiting for the dragon to land.
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    First one's free, then you start to buy dice and a handbook, then a more dice, then the rest of the books, then the miniatures start, and once you're down that path, it's only a short road to dwarven forge. Then.... *Does line of 3D printer dust* you're truly lost. 26/11/2018, 04:46
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    LOUDER CROWSE A u/CorporalChipmunk. LOUDER CROWDER Drow have Australian accents because they come from a land down under CHANGE MY MIND
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    THERE'S AN NPC CLOSE THE GATE! imgflip.com OPEN THE GATE! HE'S ALMOST DEFINITELY EVIL HE'S GOT OPEN THE GATE A REALLY A LITTLE! FUNNY VOICE
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    O DM: makes puzzle really easy players: spend 3 hours finding terrible solution
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    Our Druid transformed into a snake. @delmorii takes role playing seriously. #DnD BELGIA! WRITE
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    MY PLAYERS CAREFULLY CREATED PLOT THREADS imgflip.com
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    Rogue: What's stopping me from killing that priest and taking all the cool Paladin: this temple has? [quietly] I'LL KILL YOU.
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    just-shower-thoughts In LOTR "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys" implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like. yarking idk but you probably need a reservations one does not just walk in Source: just-shower-thoughts 5,420 notes D ΕΙ
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    YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR NOT SPEND AN HOUR SEARCHING IT IN EVERY CONCIEVABLE WAY made on imgur
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    When the Lawful Good Paladin try's to comfort the Chaotic Neutral Rogue after missing out on loot Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. No, I want my gold..
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