An Amphora of Ancient Greek Mythology Memes and Posts

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    sisyphus when he's allowed to work from home
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    dragonsaccumulated Follow What do we say to the god of death? persephoneboleyn Follow Persephone: knock knock Hades: who's there? Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
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    How it started: How it's going:
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    swingsetindecember how the old gods lose their powers because people stop believing in them, but there's nike, the goddess of victory, and she's like even more powerful, just strolling up on olympus in limited edition air force ones
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    Icona @iconawrites "Hustle hard and become highly skilled!" Why, so the goddess Athena can grow jealous of my skills and turn me into a spider? No thanks.
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    me as an Ancient Greek me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There's a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? me: *gets killed by a tsunami* hiphopocliedes - Odysseus loser
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    # TITLE Uphill Syncraw PLAYLIST songs for when you're being punished by the gods for eternity Sisyphus 8 songs, 30 min 35 sec ALBUM DATE ADDED Uphill 19 minutes ago 6:38 Downhill 2 A Constant State of Ohio 28 minutes ago 4:14 Lincoln Uphill 3 Uphill 21 minutes ago 2:46 Nya Downhill Downhill 26 minutes ago 3:33 Indigo Boulevard Uphill Uphill Soren Stein Downhill 6 4 minutes ago 2:41 Project Of A Person 24 minutes ago 2:55 Lund Uphill 7 Circles Karin Hammar Downhill 00 8 20 minutes ago 4:01 Downhi
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    neeks-bomberjacket Follow "Jason" is a name from ancient greece that sounds like it was made up in the united states in 1979
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    lawful good neutral good chaotic good you majored in classics your parents offered you a big mythology book hadestown true neutral chaotic neutral lawful neutral you madeline miller learned about it percy jackson in school lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil astrology lore olympus god of war
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    i know mfs were giggling in the trojan horse like omgg thalpius stop ittt ur gonna get us in troubleee
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    Now In a Gym(nasium) Near You The Sisyphus Simulator
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    Classical Studies Screams for Hallowte... @CSMFHT Oedipus: O great Oracle, will I ever marry? Oracle: Yes, you shall marry Jo! Oedipus: Who's Jo?
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    The Illiad The Illiad if Agamemnon & Achilles were nicer to each other
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    sisyphusshrugged Follow good morning kings let's push this boulder lolt64 Follow bad news about the boulder everyone aaays-and-bees Follow Good morning kings let's push this boulder tangerine-friend Follow bad news about the boulder everyone
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    thoodleoo ancient roman things we should bring back ⚫ the toga having a cool ring with a seal on it that you could sign important documents with • those arm bracelets that look like snakes ⚫ weirdly • religious festivals like the lupercal and bacchanalia dating things by the founding of your city putting eye on everything to ward off the evil niche gods like verminus, the god of worms that your cows get
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    who said greek tragedies were not funny??? 246 AN ORESTEIA [1525-1540] SLAVE You won't kill me? ORESTES GO. SLAVE Fabulous. ORESTES Unless I reconsider. SLAVE Not fabulous.
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    iCarus
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    thoodleoo all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods...the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise thoodleoo like. ive never seen dionysus in the woods but i've DEFINITELY seen him at taco bell uncahier #i'm at the temple of dionysus #i'm at the taco bell #i'm at the combination temple of dionysus and taco bell
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    the death of achilles (350 bc, colorized)
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    SparkNotes @SparkNotes IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY? WTH = Oh! My Favorite Gorgon! Where's The Hydra SMH So, Medusa's Here = ILU I Love (the) Underworld GF = Golden Fleece IDC = Icarus Drowned, Certainly BTW Beware The Wooden (horse) =

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