'[She] thought it said "Strength." What it said was, "Simplified Chinese"': 25+ Regrettable tattoo choices

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    SYDNE
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    What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen tattooed on someone?
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    RadiantSymphony Saw a girl with tattooed on her shoulder who swore up and down it meant poison... It means fish
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    DelightfulTwinkle My neighbour bought himself a tattoo kit for himself and offers free tattoos to his friends, he practices on himself and he has zero artistic talent so you can imagine the messed up he has on himself.
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    His arms look like a 5 year old has gone mental with their crayons on him. I just wish I could get some pictures of his "Creations"
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    w4rlok94 They had a tattoo of a compass and said "I got it done so it's always showing true north". I asked, wouldn't that change depending on what direction you're facing? He said no true north is always the same. I tried explaining what I meant and they couldn't understand.
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    karmagill "Love me or hate me just EXCEPT me" instead of "accept." Not one single person she showed afterward caught the mistake and I didn't have the heart to point it out.
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    Prollynotafed Chick I know debated between her own name and her kids name on her forearm, she chose her own name.
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    Visual-Lobster6... A couple of guys I knew at Basic Training got "Your Name" tattooed on their cheeks so that they could go up to random people and say "Hey, I got your name tattooed on my " then pull down their pants.
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    Intelligent_Sock... My exs family all went to Thailand for a family holiday and decided to get matching tattoos. They asked for the word family in Thai. They were all so excited until they got back and a Thai friend of mine explained to them that it says Hand bag.
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    wilkc When I worked at Electronics Boutique back in the 90s, there was this one redneck lady who would come in like once a month with a different redneck beau. And on her left arm she had tattooed the names dudes with the previous one crossed out -- and yep each time she came in with a new dude there was a new name.
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    Soft_Delivery_3... When all of the Latin sayings were a big deal with my friends I got "SEMPER UBI SUB UBI" tattooed. It means always wear underwear. It's a latin pun. It's very dumb. and frankly I don't regret it
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    Hiding_From_St... Did some training with a group of people. One girl has a Chinese tattoo on the back of her neck. Chinese girl in the class saw it and laughed. Conversation came about how the wearer thought it said "Strength" What it said was "Simplified Chinese"
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    NothingOk648 A man got a food company's logo tattooed on his forehead for a cash prize, only to find out it was an April Fools' Day prank.
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    Ohnoherewego13 My youngest brother's girlfriend has her children's names tattooed on her. No issue with that. It's the fact that her youngest son has his name misspelled (Braidon instead of Brandon). When I asked her about it, she said she had no idea how to spell her son's name. Just... Wow.
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    Ambitious-Leop... I once saw a guy with "Tattoo" tattooed in a stencil font on his bicep. It was very meta — but also a dumb joke. - -
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    p4ttl1992 Colleague walked into work last Monday with "England European champions 2024" tattooed on his leg
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    Airpow I knew a guy who lucked into $70k. Got "pay up" as knuckle tattoos, but had the "up" as a dollar sign that was also an up arrow in the middle of the S instead of just this $. So that symbol with an up arrowhead at the top.
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    Everybody read it as "pays up" when he showed them and he had to have the whole S covered. Now it says pay on 3 fingers and has an arrow sign almost as thick as his finger. He had to move back in with his mom after 6 months.
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    OkTiger8853 It's not dumb. But it's silly. A friend has a gluten and dairy intolerance. And they have an angry slice of Bread and an angry milk carton on them
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    Mick Jagger_94 Saw a dude with a Honda logo tatted on his neck.
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    Heavy-Zucchini5... A barcode on someone's neck. Not sure what they were scanning for.
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    billyb0b70 My signature. I literally wrote my name on a guy's they tattooed over it. and
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    wood_good Guy i used to work with had the word "nothing" in arabic. So when someone asked what it says he would say nothing. It made him feel smart because he was answering them but also it seemed like he didnt to say what it said so he replied with nothing.
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    Shopping-Afraid Back in 1990 when tats were so not mainstream, I met a dude covered in all sorts of bad tats (bad taste and quality). The worst was Woody Woodpecker sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. He said it was political, but I forget exactly how.
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    Zestyclose-Crick... A QR code
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    TenNinetythree I mean, I do have "Lev 19:13" tattooed on my left arm. Yannow, the verse that says to pay hired workers daily.
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    Snowfl4ke85 NO REGERTS
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    DarDarPotato There was an mma fighter, I believe that had GOUT tattoo'd on his back in big Chinese letters. Personally, I saw a guy with Hecho En Mexico (made in Mexico) on the back of his neck.
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    Daigon An arrow pointed at his shoulder that was labeled "cry here."
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    pleasantly-dumb I have my own feet tattooed "L" and "R" for left and right.
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    Intrepid-Run-8414 socks on their feet, dumb but genius
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    MysteryGirlWhite Someone had "small barbecue grill" tattooed in Chinese, they were adamant it said "peace, hope, love" or something
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    Mr_Festus "Many wonder but few are lost."
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    PhantomBanker His girlfriend's name after they had been dating for a couple weeks. It's even dumber when the last girlfriend calls him up and says "By the way, I'm pregnant." He did do right by marrying. the ex and raising the child together. They've had a long. and happy marriage since.
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    C1K3 I once met a guy in a bar who had "Jason" tattooed on his cheek. I asked who Jason was and he said, "Oh, that's my name."
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    neal144 I saw an unfortunately unattractive guy in Vegas that had his own nearly life- size portrait tattooed on his shoulder. The tattoo looked just like the ugly MF.

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