IBS queens, please stand up
You've probably gotten accustomed to being the most annoying girl at the coffee shop, ordering decaf oat milk lattes and a gluten-free muffin. Or maybe you're the one in the group having a salad and water at the specialty pizza place that doubles as a brewery. Or perhaps you're just an IBS baddie who's been around the block a few times to learn every little thing about her body? Sound familiar?
There's no shame in knowing what gives you a tummy ache.
Just because us girlies with a bad stomach are forced to order specialty items off the menu or sit out that one exotic beer-tasting event doesn't mean that we don't want to have a good time! Food surrounds everything we do in this world, so for girls with a hard time digesting the food that humans have been eating for half a millennia, things get a little more complicated. We're constantly fighting our own bodily system to digest foods we would have mowed down in high school. As it turns out, teenagers process artificial proteins, grocery store frosting, Instant Ramen, and Red 40 a lot easier than we do.
IBS queens are the new superheroes of the world, dashing around their local Target with a 2% hemp milk latte and a pocketful of Tums, there's not much that can slow her down. So the next time you're lamenting over your friends picking an artisanal ice cream shoppe as your next girl's hang, remember this: It's 2024, sweetie, every self-respective food purveyor has their own version of a dairy-free, peanutless, vegan, hemp, all-natural, organic SOMETHING on the menu. Let your hair down and get a little wild with that sundae! Well, as wild as your IBS will allow…
And in the meantime, if you're scrolling from the porcelain throne after a night of bad decisions, scroll onward to enjoy some hilariously relatable IBS memes that'll cure your worst tummy ache.
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