25+ Wildest Parenting Texts to Scroll Through During Your Coffee Break (July 30, 2024)

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Jul 30, 2024 8:00 AM EDT

As I sort through all sorts of parenting texts, I start to see some patterns emerge. It's wild how many times I've seen texts from different parents that all basically say the same thing. They're always sidestepping their past behavior and blaming their kid for distancing themselves from them. They are willing to insult and criticize their kid without looking inward. 

Listen, I get it. I can't imagine it's easy for your flesh and blood not to want to be around you. It's hard to see someone you've put years into caring for, only for them to reject you once they become an adult. In some instances, adult children could stand to be nicer to their aging parents. At the same time, nothing will change a parent-child relationship if the parent is wholly unwilling to accept that they could be at fault. If you need some examples of this phenomenon, scroll down for plenty. 

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  • 01
    My mother, for the 3rd time, thinking I stole my little brothers money. I've not once touched anyone's money
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  • 02
    11:05 ◄ Safari That's good You stole M Mom > I got the job at Amazon. I start the 4th noney. You are never allowed in here again. Oh nvm No I didn't for sake Yall seriously need to set up cameras Ima kick both their + ¡Message | The Delivered I'm QWE RT Y U | OP A S D F GH J K L Z X C V BNM ☑ 123 space return
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  • 03
    Bro stole MY money then got mad at me and called me dumb Then proceeded to ask to borrow 1,000 just a few months later after doing so. When I was uncertain, she called me an for being reluctant to lend her more after all that.
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  • 04
    < M Mom > I need you to call me ASAP I need to talk to you IMMEDIATELY YOU REPORT YOUR BANK CARD STOLEN????| YOU BETTER CALL THERE RIGHT NOW N FIX THIS YOU GOT TO BE SO IGNORANT TO NOT HAVE WAITED TO TALK TO ME! YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE U DID NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP GET THAT FUVKING $ & your gonna have nerve to try n me over M RUIN MY LIFE R U INSANE YOU BETTER CALL THEIR IMMEDIATELY N TELL THEM NOT STOLEN DID U DO I CANT BELIEVE YOUD DO THIS WRONG W U
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  • 05
    Г Σ Mom > YOU BETTER CALL THEIR IMMEDIATELY N TELL THEM NOT STOLEN DID U DO I CANT BELIEVE YOUD DO THIS WRONG W U SO INSTEAD TEXTING N ASKING IF MOM GOT MESSges YOU JUMP N SERIOUS ME R U EVEN No, you stole it and spent it, not only did you use all of it, you put my bank account in negative balance, didn't ask me or let me know about any of this for months and months. I was gonna ask for some more money but now there is none cause I it's all gone DID YOU ASK ME TO SPEND 6 MONTHS OF MY LIFE FIGHTI
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  • 06
    < M Mom > But you stole over 6,000 dollars of my money GUESS WHAT IDIOT U WONT GET NOW CAUSE ILL BE IN PRIDON NEXT 10 YEARS N WONT EVER BE ABLE TO MAKE GOOD & again LISTEN DUMMY THE $ WIULD BEEN PUT BACK BEFORE U EVEN KNEW ABOUT IT Then you should've asked me first? And yeah, that's why it's negative. I JUST GOT JOB MAKING $3,000 A WEEK N IT WOULD ALL BEEN PUT BAVK BUT NOW YPU WONT GER ITS NEGATIVE CAUSE I COULDNT DEPOSIT $ cause you reported stolen YOU DID NOTHING TO EARN THAT $ YOU DIDNT EVDN
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  • 07
    doesn't change the fact that you took it w/o my knowledge I MEAN HOW IGNORANT CAN U BE TO DO THAT EIGHOUT TALKINV YO ME It shouldn't have gone below zero in the first place. DID U DO ANYTHING TO GELP GET THAT $ NOTHHHOMG YOU DID NOTHING A LAWYER WOULD CHARGDD YOU THOUSANDS FOR THE WORK I PUT IN
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  • 08
    WELL GOOD LUCK CAUSE U JUST RUINED MY LIFE it's still mine, it's still under my name for me you helped me get it in order to save it. And keep it there, not to use it. Lied to me about there being money in there / 5,000-6,000 ish not there anymore. IVE DONE SO MUCH FOR UOU N THIS THE THANKS I GET YPU FUBK ME IT WOULD ALL BEEN THERE WITHIN NEXT MONTH all I did was tell them to stop the charges / that it wasn't me using it? (because it's not ) BUT NOW IT WONT CAUSE ILL BE IN FUVKING JAIL IFOOT Mor
    via u/Zombiecakelover
  • 09
    More and more negative balance. GOOD LUCK SMART ONE U JUST FUVKED YOURSELF TOO INSTEAD OF WAITING TO TALK TO ME N HAVING $ put back in next Month now you won't get n now I'll be facing criminal charges CAUSE UR A FOOL I wanted to stop the Fee/ charges? THERE WOULD BEEN NO FEES I WAS TAKING CARE OF EVERYTHING BUT YOUR SOOOO SMART HUH There's over 600 dollars worth of service fees from my account going to a negative balance.
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  • 10
    YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT A THING IN LIFE YOU DID THE WORST POSSIBLE THING TO DO. I CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU WOULDNT WAITED TO TALK TP ME U You have a spending problem. I tried to? It was important. OH MY BRAKES WENT OUT OUR TIRES WENT BAD THATS PROBLRM YOU DONT KNOW FUCKKNG SHIY
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  • 11
    What Money am I supposed to have GET A JOB THAT $ was for car not for you to be looser living off of WHAT ABOUT $ stole from u How many thousands now he didn't steal it Ok like I said if you weren't ignorant I'd of handled everything but now you me where I'll never have good job again It wasn't for you to spend on random stuff, or whatever You were spending my money. U Still
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  • 12
    IF I DIDNT FIGHT FOR 6 MONTHS YOUD HSF MOTHIMG NOTJING YOU GOT SO MUCH NETVE MY OWN KID WHO DID NOTHING TO HELP HERSELF JUST RUINED MY LIFE I'll call and get it figured out, I'm gonna m have to be in control of the account now. I need to keep track of what's going on with it, and you can start depositing money to me.
    via u/Zombiecakelover
  • 13
    Did u take the black one? Awesome Feb 7, 2023 at 1:51 PM MY GAS BILL OVER $300!!! It's never been more then $100!!!! Who's paying for this? This is EVEN I'm already paying a FOR HOUSE I DONT LIVE IN!! Feb 8, 2023 at 4:35 PM I apologize somehow I'm being sent semco billing statement too my bill only $100. Ya Oh ok
    via u/Zombiecakelover
  • 14
    Apr 10, 2023 at 12:53 PM I hate to ask you this but do you have $1000 I can borrow till Friday? I had to pay out $3,000 in bills & im short on down payment for my car I'm getting today. Apr 10, 2023 at 2:09 PM Thanks for answering me!!! Apr 10, 2023 at 7:46 PM I don't know about that, that's a lot Forget it a either! I won't ask you for thing & don't ever ask me THATS ALOT? First off who the is that much of an to their own mom? And ESPECIALLY WHEN ONLY For 3 DAYS? WOW..... JUST WOOOOW!!!
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  • 15
    Forget it a either! I won't ask you for thing & don't ever ask me THATS ALOT? First off who the I is that much of an to their own mom? And ESPECIALLY WHEN ONLY For 3 DAYS? WOW..... JUST WOOOOW!!! I got nothing to say to you Apr 14, 2023 at 9:41 AM I need to talk to you asap it's a emergency?!! Apr 14, 2023 at 7:25 PM Hello what's up.
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  • 16
    She finds a way to make it about herself every year.
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  • 17
    9:57 ☑ Active 3 hours ago You won't get me borrow your backpack? → JUL 17 AT 4:44 PM I think I'm going to Texas in the morning I'll pay ya. No meat for later,m And we'll look at cameras when I get back Yes!! Can I rent the backpack?? might want that meat. No berry crisp??? + So?? ||| = 32% for why and i just are thanks tho tmrw?? bruh its my birthday Message * ate
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  • 18
    My "sober" father back to his old tricks.
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  • 19
    9:09 Did you make that? State fair veggie entries! Mine is the big garlic. The long cucumbers and the yellow squash on the left Is this a festival? State fair I need more information Those are my vegetable entries for the state fair contest What are the parameters for the contest Depends on the entry. But I think my garlic is by far the nicest my cucumbers are nice too and
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  • 20
    garlic is by far the nicest my cucumbers are nice too and definitely in competition. My tomatoes are very nice, but so all the other so it's hard to tell like some of them are really nice. My squash will likely not win. The others were bigger and more uniform. I hate being the However I don't understand Don't understand what? Why are you doing this? It's a competition to see who has the best vegetables. You win money not much but some. You can also enter arrangements. Flowers art all sorts of th
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  • 21
    That makes perfect sense I think you get like three dollars per first place so not much but it's still fun I have a friend who would clamp down on floral placement So I'll just give you Your first birthday present You're the beneficiary of my Schwab. Account I updated it on Friday What?? Really?? Wow!! Thank you! Happy Birthday!!!! I love you You don't know much happiness you've brought me
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  • 22
    It's not much Around $68K Sorry Thank you. I love you too 86 Amazing. Of course I have to die first That's a lot! Hopefully never but thank you We're all gonna pass on <<3 minute pause before responding And you're in the middle of something Will talk later Driving sorry (Heading home from dropping off veggies) Yes but not for many years What does that mean?
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  • 23
    What does that mean? What does what mean What you said I apologize Then I'm driving home from dropping off my veggies? I just told you I was at the state fair dropping off my vegetables now I'm heading home. I'm not following You're not following what? We just had a conversation about how I was dropping off vegetables for the state fair....... And I sent you pictures? And now I'm driving home. I was not seeing that Beat me all you want What?? Are you kidding?? I'll be ok
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  • 24
    I'll be ok What?? How do you not remember the Conversation we just had Today 6:38 PM Because I haven't been sober for 2 weeks and I miss the easy sobriety whenl'm with my family Wel you have a lot to loose. I'd like to help if I can. Sobriety is so important I have nothing to lose At this point I'm making money so my mom, you, and my sisters kids can have a better life You have a lot to lose. The people I love will be taken care of If you're suicidal go to the hospital for help
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  • 25
    I'm not I'm not offing myself And you don't need to do a wellness check Worst thing to happen to me tonight is I pass out without my watermelon dessert
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  • 26
    Ribbons? My veggies got ribbons Yea Two first two second one third I have no idea what that means Are you talking about actual ribbons I am Ok. Yes. Please get and stay sober. How long Since I had that episode and took too many antidepressants You told me four days ago that you hadn't been sober for weeks..... Wasn't that when I had my episode? I really don't remember much about that night
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  • 27
    1, (29f) reconnected with my father after several years NC about a year ago. The contact was initiated by him after he had several years of sobriety. Hes always been emotionally manipulative, since I was a child. He also lies a lot but both of those things were under control while He was sober....unfortunately it looks like we've had a back slide. This is our conversation from Saturday, and the last pic is from yesterday. The "threats" were common as a way to control and manipulate the relations
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