...WIZARD OF ASS! *thunderous applause*

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 1

‘You are my only hope’: Man gets big bonus from his job, only for financially reckless brother to demand he use money to buy him a house 2

Boss pressures employee to use vacation time, employee demands money to plan his trip: 'It quickly turned into a Boomer v. Millennial Showdown' 3

‘I kid you not…’: Guy stumbles upon job posting for a position he was rejected for, concocts a plan with the recruiter and lands a 2nd interview with the same manager 4

Dealership pulls bait and switch, customer leaves 1-star reviews and costs them $50k: 'Every time I have a few minutes to spare, I create a new account and leave a 1 star review for this dealership' 5

27 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (June 1, 2024) 6

HR 1

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 2

Come back later 3

28 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (May 31, 2024) 4

Worth it 5

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 6