20 Dog Owners Share Their Silliest Stories That'll Make You Sit, Stay, and Laugh Your Tail Off

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Aug 10, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Saturday is here, dog lovers - we finally made it to the weekend. This means that we have more time to stay at home and spend time with our doggos, whether it's on the couch, in snuggled up in our bed, or outside in the grass. Mostly, it's more time for us to watch them do something silly without even trying to be funny. We call this "derpiness", and boy, do we have 1,000,0001 stories of them being so silly that we almost soiled ourselves. 

This listicle is full of silly stories from dog owners of the funniest thing they've ever seen their dogs do. From tooting for attention at the vet to stealing candy from a literal baby, these hilarious hounds are so funny that we're forced to sit, stay, and laugh our imaginary tails off. See below to scroll through all of these howlarious stories below, you might even find one that reminds you of your comical canine!

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    What's the funniest/most ridiculous thing your dog has ever done?
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    SpinningBetweenStars 22 hr. ago We were in an exam room while the vet was reviewing biopsy results with us, and a long, quiet fart sounds. Our dog was not an audible tooter, so I shot my husband a death glare. He points at the dog, she sees the motion and then lets it rip. toot toot toot toot toot toot She sees our reactions, and starts wiggling around because she's getting attention, which
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    Ha! We also always look at our partner when we hear a toot. Our dog does it, but rarely, and it's usually the tinest little "brrrrrp" that sounds so dainty and princess-like. Just like her.

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    just increases the tooting. At that point, she's dancing around, a little tooting machine, and the vet, my husband and I are all practically in tears laughing at her. Plus the biopsy results were negative, so great vet visit.
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    Nateddog21 1 day ago I bought my dog the wrong food, so he came to my room to get me to follow him. He took me to his food and slapped his paw on it cause he knew it was wrong. I will never forget this I had to apologize so he can eat
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    Of course he knew it was the wrong food - when you eat the same thing every day (literally every day) for years, you understand when something is different. You're lucky he just made you apologize!

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    Neither-Drive-8838 1 day ago • Our old girl was crazy for tennis balls. One day we went walking and came across a couple of rough looking guys cooking over a fire. Roxy engaged rocket mode, ran through their camp and stole an onion. Luckily they thought it was funny too.
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    . Habit No8608 18 hr. ago Omg. We literally can't keep potatoes at eye level of my ball fiend dog. She tries to sneak them off when no one is looking, then doesn't like how they taste or bounce, and goes back to get another one as if it will be any different.
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    • flerp_derp 1 day ago He literally stole candy from a baby. He's cute so the man pushing the stroller told me it was ok and he was a very good boy anyway. Poor child looked shocked but didn't cry or anything. I had been stopped talking to them because they wanted to say hi to him. He responded with theft.
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    Once, my dog tried to chase his own tail and ended up crashing into the coffee table. He looked so confused but then just wagged his tail like nothing happened! It still makes me laugh every time I think about it.
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    Ok_Homework_7621 1 day ago You know those "my dog doesn't bite, she judges"? That's mine. I was on the bus with my senior and I was talking to her. We also do a countdown to our stop with hand signals. A guy next to us was watching, at some point he asked me if I thought she actually understood me. She gave him an eye roll and just looked at me. (Not related, of course, but perfect timing.) He had nothing else to say.
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    Purplescapes 1 day ago My dog always pokes his nose into men's' crotches... this is especially funny at the vet's because they try to ignore it and continue with the examination while being poked in their junk repeatedly.
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    mtegelaar 1 day ago We were at a very popular off-leash area the day after Christmas, with lots of dogs happily playing and running, chasing after frisbees and balls. This sweet family showed up, sans dog. Their young son wanted to try out his new foam toy plane and threw it. My dog saw it, came running, jumped and grabbed it mid- air, proceeded to parade proudly trying to get other dogs to chase him, then broke it in two.
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    The contrast between my cheeky over the moon happy Flatcoated retriever and a devastated boy was sad and hilarious at the same time. I apologized profusely, gave the mom some cash to buy a new toy, tears instantly disappeared. I said something like "I promise I am trying to raise my dog, but with mixed results." She responded: "Same here with my kids."
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    Best-Procedure3447 · 1 day ago My dog farted so hard and audibly she woke herself and her sister up, sister judged so hard and my dog was just wagging her tail like "Wasn't me... right?" Lol.
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    • Bumblebee-Honey-Tea 1 day ago One time my dog got the zoomies and was so excited, he intentionally did a somersault/front flip! It was so cool, I've never seen a dog do that before lol
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    Ok Sale6421 1 day ago. When I was teaching her to pee outside, I must have missed something and she came to the living room door and got into position to pee. I said no no no quickies and she ran to the back door but in pee position and peeing, like a crab walk or something. It was a pee cannon, Something like ten at night scrubbing everything down was not fun
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    TurbulentHamster3418 1 day ago My dog tried to come in through the patio door in the dark not realising I had closed it. In fairness she had left the house via that door when it was light to sit on the lawn, it got dark & breezy so I closed that door and left the back door open. There was a massive bang like a bird flying into a window, she must have tried to jump over the threshold. She then came in through the other door looking very sheepish. I checked her over & she seemed fine, just embarra
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    spaghettiorc 1 day ago . I was in line at a pet friendly coffee shop behind a family - married couple with two kids. My dog (who is normally very shy around strangers) went right up to the mom and licked her arm. At this exact moment, I realized that the woman was missing her arm from about the elbow down so my dog had gone up and licked her nub. When I tell you that time stood still for what felt like an eternity..... she was unbelievably sweet about it but I definitely was about to my pants
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    coachrx 1 day ago My dog to this day will take chicken nuggets I give her to secret locations in the house and hide them. I have watched her digging in the cracks between the couch cushions like she is in the yard. Just last night, she came into the bathroom with one in her mouth that I know she probably hid last weekend if not earlier. She will usually replace them with a new one at the first opportunity, but other than the couch, the other locations remain a mystery because she will not do it
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    RuthlessKindness 1 day ago • One time my dog tried to capitalize dog treat purchases from 2013 in 2014 so he could amortize the cost on his taxes.
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    Sapphyrre 1 day ago My female dog started lifting. her leg to pee. Except, she still had to squat so she'd do this awkward, one-legged squat and she's have to lean on her front legs to do it without falling over. This led to her lifting both back legs to pee, which she's been doing for 6 years now. It's hilarious.
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    Aizen2787 1 day ago There was a cyclone in my city, winds of upto 200 km /hour, there was no power, trees were getting uprooted with debris flying in the air.. Since there was no power we all sat near the entrance of house looking at the damage being caused. I asked our dog "do you want to go out for walk", and he gets all excited and is going to bring his leash while the cyclone is still going on
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    First Sky3109 - 1 day ago. edited 1 day ago When I was growing up, I had a black poodle who was super cagey and he frustrated the out of my Mom. One day she cooked roast chicken and vegetables. She took the chicken out of the oven and put it on the dining room table and went back to the kitchen to check on the vegetables. When she came back my dude was standing on the table devouring the chicken. He
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    must have jumped up on the chair I had left out and used it to get access to the table. My Mum was so mad but my Sister and I could not stop laughing. We had vegetables with bread for dinner that night.
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    That poodle was the funniest little guy. We used to feed him raw bones from the butcher until we realized he was leaving them under my Mom's pillow. He got me into so much trouble growing up. He used to take our school shoes out to the yard and destroy them. One day he couldn't poop and we took him to the vet and they removed a leather strap off a shoe from his tocus. It never stopped him taking more shoes though. My Mum loathed him lol.
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