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31 Facebook Fails From the Morons of the World

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    Skin - Privia https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0 9/10251958_10203968457598033_722792687364043 it looks like your hand has been photoshopped out some next level dress illusion What! That's my hand... yesssssss u didnt knowi had no left hand? fueking holy shit
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    Text - 1 hr- Like Comment Share and 74 others like this. dam its strate to the wank bank with this 1 hr Like 3 JWrito a commont
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    Text - 0o Optus 1:53 pm 41% Post with 1 hour ago Those 'you're beautiful' messages from your gay best friend hahah dLike Share Comment and 2 others like this. Im not gay woman 1 hour ago Like You are to me:) 1 hour ago Like1 Post Write a comment... News Feed Requests Messages Notifications Me
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    Text - Goodbye, I won't miss any of you. Like Comment Share 7 people like this. I'm guessing this is about suicide. But the thing is if you were actually going to kill yourself you wouldn't post it anywhere. This is a cry for attention. Unlike 3-6 hours ago I'm going to Uni.... Unlike 10-6 hours ago
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    Text - oooo Verizon 65% 11:35 AM < Q Search WHlE 11 hours ago Like if you'd date me....I'm super curious (no one's gonna like cuz im ugly af but whatev) Like Comment Share Be the first person to like this. Well guess your prediction was right 57 minutes ago Like WHEIt was 57 minutes ago Like Post Write a comment... News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More
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    Text - May 14 via mobile Sometimes when I see a cute girl I like I let the air out of one of her tires so she gets all sad & asks me to fix it for her so she thinks I'm a nice sweet guy. I hope I never get cought Share "caught May 14 at 12:17pm via mobile Was that u lol? May 14 at 12:18pm via mobile If it was ure a stalker lol May 14 at 12:19pm via mobile I can if u want me too lol May 14 at 12:21pm via mobile Hell No. May 14 at 12:22pm via mobile u don't like me May 14 at 12:23pm via mobile lol
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    Arm - 86% oVerizon 6:20 PM aSearch Comment Like Share and 7 others like this You, Reset your belly down on the eating lard ass Saturday at 9:03 PM Like Holy s*** better slow That's my pregnant wife dick Saturday at 9:05 PM Like Post Write a comment... News Feed Notifications Requests Messenger More
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    Text - feeling bored January 17 at 4:38pm- Oil City, CA Someone besides family please talk to me Like Share Comment 7 people like this. Hey Like More 5 hours ago Hi Like More 3 hours ago Remmber me??? Like More 1 hour ago Yes but I rather just be friends Like More 1 hour ago
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    Photograph - X Follow July 2 Like Share 19 people like this. his picture confuses me. July 3 at 8:03am Like 2 Cute pic July 3 at 1:16pm Like 1 is that your new girfriend?...lol July 3 at 6:25pm Like 1 Him Old flame... lolol! July 4 at 12:33am Like This looks photoshopped and that looks like avril lavine lol July 5 at 5:53pm Like no photo shop...and yes it is..met her through a friend of a friend when I was playing in bands in phoenix. That was taken in an outdoor Him patio of a phoenix night spo
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    Leg - SEAWKS Dinner with the bestie :))) Mobile Uploads 2 minutes ago Tag Photo View Full Size Make Profile Picture Edit Photo Send as Message Like Comment Share Stop Notifications You girls look cute. So nice the kids will be close in age. They grow up as close friends. Like More Just now Um, I'm not pregnant. Like More Just now
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    Text - Hi,this is allowed on facebook due the choices he made today.He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned. He wet the bed until he was 8 14 minutes ago Unlike Comment Imom.I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer and 2 others like this. You, Write a comment...
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    Face - Lad changed his profile picture. 9 mins Like Comment Why do you have my picture as yours...?!?!?! Girl 1 min Like Because it's so beautiful I had to share it with the people of my page Just now Like
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    Text - | Hoover 12 January at 18:10- Do my dance on yo' dick, ooh you know you love this shit. Like Comment- Share 51 people like this. Hoover Really 12 January at 18:35 Unlike 17 Hoover Sorry dad 12 January at 18:43- Unlike 23
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    Text - Yes!!! That is my favorite Princess!!! Now we await the Beast. Jul 11, 2013 Like Sure sure Bri Bri Jul 11, 2013 Like SIl be your beast, I am a beast.... in bed XD Jul 11, 2013 Like Brian!!!! OMG YOU CANT SAY THAT!!! Jul 11, 2013 Like l'm positive I can Jul 11, 2013 Like lol No. Lol. You can't. Jul 11, 2013 Like Why not? Jul 11, 2013 Like Cause your my brother and that's weird. Like 1 Jul 11, 2013 Write a comment...
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    Text - Kelly The guys who said "Lets take her to a Hotel" are absolute pieces of shits. Are they just gonna try and take advantage of a girl because she's "intoxicated". Wtf. 'd take advantage of you if you were intoxicated and by "take advantage" I mean l'd take you to a hotel and tuck you in bed and when you wake up breakfast will be ready, then when you're feeling ok ľ'd take you home because I love you, Kelly T really do
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    Text - 53 mins fuck this its the start of summer and i have nothing to do :L Like Comment Finger your self. 28 mins-Like Fmmm no 15 mins-Like Only a suggestion! 14 mins Like Write a comment...
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    Street fashion - 1 hr Sun was in my eyes lol but my new favorite picture Like Comment Stop Notifications Share 2 people like this. if the sun was in ur eyes then why is ur shacow in front of u 5 mins Like You see your shadow when it's sunny outside dumbass. .Stay in school 3 mins Like if the sun was in front of you your shadow would be behind you 2 mins Like Write a comment.
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    Product - 2 hours ago Chillen' with my beautiful girlfriendl with likes this. liked his own status Is this real 7 minutes ago via mobile http://www.coedcherry.com/galleries/48331 Pictures of teen Playful Alice showing off her hot body -Coed Cherry www.coedcherry.com Free Playful Alice gallery softcore porn site 2 minutes ago 2
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    Text - 9 minutes ago 1 someone needs to come save me from this boredom!! please? (: Like Comment 3 people like this. PI will were u at? 7 minutes ago Like busy 7 minutes ago Unlike 2 Oh 7 minutes ago Like Write a comment...
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    Text - .ooo AT&T 11:50 PM Post Joanna 24 minutes ago I cuted my hair an it went back to curly 9 people like this. Casper dont you mean cut? hah 22 minutes ago Joanna it's past tents 20 minutes ago Casper thats why, its still cut haha 17 minutes ago Osman Don't listen gorgeous. You're perfect <3 16 minutes ago 2 News Feed More Requests Messages Notifications
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    Text - miscarriage! never been so relieved. RIP Mariah tho Like Comment Sunday at 8:19pm via mobile and 2 others like this Sorry bout your baby Sunday at 8:41pm via mobile Like So?? When are we geting drinks?? x3 Sunday at 8:41pm via mobile Like y stomach is stl kiling me from last week so a few days. luv u gurl! Sunday at 10:19pm via mobile Like Dust hmu Monday at 12:12am via mobile Like
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    Clothing - Done Comments Done Me Why does the door look like it's warped? 4 minutes ago Like 1 It's the design think? No idea. I filtered it like 8 times like a woman too. 2 minutes ago Like Busted! Just now Like With wha? Just now Like Write a comment... Post 4 Likes 4 Comments
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    Text - li miss you and what are you doing over in September 6 at 10:56pm culinary school. what about you? September 6 at 10:58pm still in studying criminal justice. ooohh you're in culinary school? i wish you were nearby so you could practice your cooking on me! September 6 at 10:59pm |i wish i was nearby so i could practice more than cooking September 6 at 11:00pm lol September 6 at 11:01pm i meant sex September 6 at 11:02pm li want to have sex with you September 6 at 11:02pm
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    Face - hanged her profile picture 11 hrs Edited Like Comment 48 people like this Breathes deeply fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap mmmm Yessss lol 4 hrs-Like Really bro
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    Selfie - Like Comment Share 11 people like this. You are a Beautiful young lady you better be glad I am not 30 years younger. Love you always. Dad 9 hours ago Like 1
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    Text - commented on this 19 hrs T had the best time with my soon to be gf Like Comment Noooo u don't I'm sorry but I still love somebody else and ur really not my type so u don't almost have me k we can still be friends but that is it okay 7 mins-Like Write a comment. .
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    Face - about an hour ago Share and 8 others lke this. woah...your soooo0 beautful you look amazing with short hair about an hour ago haha aw thanks juan its realy realy short thol! about an hour ago my cousin has it shorter. text me? about an hour ago thought id die fi ever went this short but im stil alve hahaha i just didnt want it this short some meany cut my hair cause he needed a "hair moder..thats what happened about an hour ago 41 well i think it looks great on you...text me about an hour
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    Text - 15 hrs Anyone recommend any decent gyms in Northampton? Like Comment Share 3 people like this. your bed room 15 hrs Like 15 hrs Like what thats what i do when im not at training 15 hrs Like Oh okay, fair enough man xD 15 hrs Like ahaha i can see where that miss leads you 15 hrs Like What? 15 hrs Like s.e.x! 15 hrs Like Urm?... 15 hrs Like FINE THEN! how did you take it 15 hrs Like I'm just looking for gyms? 14 hrs Like 1 thats what they all say.... 14 hrs Edited Like What?! 14 hrs Like no
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    Green - Matt i love being called a motherfucker in the mcdonalds drive thru.. Like Comment 42 minutes ago Sam Alyssa ,Milana and 5 others like this. Your obviously the better person in this situations, they x Eva are just losers working at McDonald's. lol 35 minutes ago Like Matt 25 minutes ago Like 1 Bi work at mcdonalds..
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    Guitar - 8 mins View on Instagram Therapy session. Lke Comment Share It's upside down 7 mins Lke Write a comment... Sponsored Create Ad Domino's Pizza order dominos.com Two Layers Of Cheese, Toppings To The Edge. Try Our Pan Pizza Today at Dominos.com Protect What's Important Belock.com Protect yoursof from Data Broach ldentity Theft & More. Loarn how now
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    Text - 8 hrs OMG this really hot boy just came in at work and I got his number! but he was 13 is that weird? Like Comment-Share |likes this. Umm honestly....yes...not being rude but that is wayyy too young 7 hrs-Like-1 Old enough to pee old enough for me op op 7 hrs -Like So y would u ask lol 7 hrs- Like Lmao are you serious? 7 hrs-Like 2 |What th...? Lo 7 hrs-Like 2 op.you're 24... That's not even a question 7 hrs-Like

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